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Howard

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Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« on: August 25, 2015, 09:35:56 AM »
I'm thinking of getting back on stage. Local bar has a  Karaoke night on Fridays.

I figure my rendition of " Wind Beneath My Wings" will leave the bar patrons breathless.

If that fails to win the crowd, I'll break out my version of " Total Eclipse of the Fart".

Any suggestions on what to wear and other songs I could do?

PS. I hung up the trunks back in 1995, so what'd you expect me to do?
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BigRo

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2015, 09:36:33 AM »
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2015, 09:37:50 AM »
I knew this was gonna be a BS thread (it's getbig after all) but you got me with the "total eclipse of the fart" line.

Not bad!
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2015, 09:45:53 AM »
Here I go again by white snake
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2015, 10:01:58 AM »
Fuck karaoke.

What you need to do is another bodybuilding show.
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SF1900

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2015, 10:02:59 AM »
Howard, stop with this nonsense. You are bordering on Basile-level pathetic.

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Vince G, CSN MFT

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2015, 10:06:21 AM »
Quote from: Howard on August 25, 2015, 09:35:56 AM
I'm thinking of getting back on stage.
Local bar has a  Karaoke night on Fridays.
I figure my rendition of " Wind Beneath My Wings" will leave the bar patrons breathless.

If that fails to win the crowd, I'll break out my version of " Total Eclipse of the Fart".

Any suggestions on what to wear and other songs I could do?

PS/ I hung up the trunks back in 1995, so what'd you expect me to do?


I think you should get back on stage.....to work the lights... ;D
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2015, 10:15:17 AM »
I think you should put on your granny panties and dance like a puppet.
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2015, 11:36:16 AM »
Quote from: Howard on August 25, 2015, 11:28:21 AM
Thanks

Howard, you will never step on stage in any context.

Please think of more realistic goals.
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Victor VonDoom

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2015, 11:37:58 AM »
For what purpose?  Bah!
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The Abdominal Snoman

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2015, 02:01:29 PM »
Absolutely not...

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Dr Dutch

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2015, 02:09:16 PM »
Go back on stage, Howard....
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2015, 02:09:32 PM »
Maybe you should wear the trunks to karaoke night and relive some of your past??...Maybe wear assless chaps and a midget to fondle you while you do back double bicep.?
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2015, 02:12:56 PM »
As a 5th-tier stand up comedian or as a competitor?
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Dr Dutch

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2015, 02:16:49 PM »
Maybe top 10 in the mr nobody ?
Still a plastic trophy, they can't take that away from you....
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Ronnie Rep

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2015, 05:23:12 AM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 25, 2015, 10:06:21 AM

I think you should get back on stage.....to work the lights... ;D
You should be oiling men in thongs. Vince will assist.
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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2015, 12:57:56 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2015, 02:12:56 PM
As a 5th-tier stand up comedian or as a competitor?

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Re: Should I consider getting back on stage again? suggestions?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2015, 02:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Howard on August 26, 2015, 02:06:38 PM
Maybe as a 6th tier female impersonator?

Like 1 tier for every ex-wife?  :D
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