Huh?
They carry guns here, I can't. They can speed and siren through reds, I can't. They can handcuff you, throw you in a car, and drive you to a cage. Me?
They can grow thick, bushy mustaches, and I can't do that either.
You can do all of those things. And if they can do it easier, which I admit they can, is bullshit.
I can carry a gun in certain states just like them.
Sorry about your mustaches.