A man has been convicted of touching a young man’s muscles...

[Kwon_2]

[The Wizard of Truth]

A legend in the North West. They even make songs about him.

Haha haha
We have a beauty in our gym we call 'Chris superpump' or 'the crab'. He's in his 50s and sees nothing wrong with trying to touch up lads muscles and flex beside guys doing their sets. Thing is he has zero muscle and has had a few heart attacks so he wouldn't be any good at rape so he's harmless. His equilibrium is fucked from the heart attacks so he kinda walks side to side hence being named the crab. He made the mistake of asking me to text one of the lads in the gym a few weeks back as he can't tell use text. Well I text a few of the lads from his phone giving them a special message haha

[Kwon_2]

Haha haha
We have a beauty in our gym we call 'Chris superpump' or 'the crab'. He's in his 50s and sees nothing wrong with trying to touch up lads muscles and flex beside guys doing their sets. Thing is he has zero muscle and has had a few heart attacks so he wouldn't be any good at rape so he's harmless. His equilibrium is fucked from the heart attacks so he kinda walks side to side hence being named the crab. He made the mistake of asking me to text one of the lads in the gym a few weeks back as he can't tell use text. Well I text a few of the lads from his phone giving them a special message haha

 

[Lustral]

I get people touching my arms all the time or asking me to lift them up (seriously, travellers/gypsies always ask this for some reason at petrol station). I don't mind it, I play along/laugh it off. If someone oversteps line like this guy... tell him to fuck off. Don't go crying to the cops - why else do you have muscles?

Funny story though.

[Pray_4_War]

Maybe the thing with random fondling is what makes him sexually aroused.

Setting it up private fully organized etc would probably ruin it for him

Aaaaaand, you've just outed yourself.

[Kwon_2]

Did i forget to add a "No homo" again?

[Raymondo]

Don't go crying to the cops - why else do you have muscles?

Don't know about you pal, but having big black guys drooling over my muscles is not my idea of a good time

[Pray_4_War]

Did i forget to add a "No homo" again?

 

[Lustral]

Don't know about you pal, but having big black guys drooling over my muscles is not my idea of a good time

I have had gay guys pass comments same as straight women when they walk past me. Who fucking cares. They didnt try to take my money or hit me. Ive also had fat girls make snide remarks that i must be dumb/it is all drugs etc. Again not a single fuck given.

I have women slap my ass anytime i go to a pub. Guaranteed. Even if theyre 70. Do i care? No.

It is pervy/annoying but why cry about it?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

hahahah who made this fake twitter account?
https://twitter.com/realpurpleaki

Damn. Whoever did this has talent...lol

[Simple Simon]

I get people touching my arms all the time or asking me to lift them up (seriously, travellers/gypsies always ask this for some reason at petrol station). I don't mind it, I play along/laugh it off. If someone oversteps line like this guy... tell him to fuck off. Don't go crying to the cops - why else do you have muscles?

Funny story though.

Mr Aki has in the past smashed a bottle in someones face when they said that.

[Set It Up]

Mr Aki has in the past smashed a bottle in someones face when they said that.

Serious question for you.
Does your large nosed buddy really troll you on another forum...if so..would you say what forum

[Simple Simon]

Serious question for you.
Does your large nosed buddy really troll you on another forum...if so..would you say what forum

I dont think it was him, just someone else just as daft.
I dont really post there much anymore.