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How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:01:17 AM »
These have gotten bigger than ever.
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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2015, 12:38:14 AM »
they only pretend there is a drug test. They may test a random guy once in a blue moon otherwise everyone gets through. The urine samples are thrown down the toilet. Its all about political correctness, you have to portray yourself as natural but Louis Zwick encourages in subtle ways the guys to enhance, calling them up in the middle of the night asking how big their arms are now and tells them to take it to a higher level.

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2015, 01:10:11 AM »
I know I'm not talking about Musclemania, but I can tell you how National Football League teams beat the test...Up coming test times are covertly communicated to the team management...Just before the test either a doctor or a technician snakes a catheter and drains the bladder...they then get a sample of "donor urine" that they are sure will pass and fill the player's bladder with it.

TEST TIME!!!...The test proctor then arrives and watches the player fill a bottle...Which comes back negative...

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2015, 01:30:59 AM »
Why cant they be clean? I have seen those hewbrew around in my gym...having a hard time they are on drugs. The same look year out year in. Not big but great shape. After 22 years spent in a gym u get some feeling who is on and off illegal stuff. I bet a lot of people guess I'm on drugs when they see me pumped up with veins all over my arms and abs best in the gym.

Consistency for decades, will and not to much food deliver result u could never imagine!

They white dudes are probbably on gars though! :D

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2015, 03:29:35 AM »
they only pretend there is a drug test. They may test a random guy once in a blue moon otherwise everyone gets through. The urine samples are thrown down the toilet. Its all about political correctness, you have to portray yourself as natural but Louis Zwick encourages in subtle ways the guys to enhance, calling them up in the middle of the night asking how big their arms are now and tells them to take it to a higher level.

exactly this.
friend of mine competed in muscle mania, Miami. said there was a piss test and that was it, piss tests can't detect AAS, gh or anything. only diuretics and stims.
other times there wasn't even a piss test and if there was they were notified in advance as to when it was.
most times there isn't anything.

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2015, 03:33:34 AM »
same way Doug Miller passes the tests I guess.....

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2015, 03:41:00 AM »
The only nattys that look good on stage are midgets, I have 2 friends that are true nattys and even tho one has amazing genes you can tell a mile off

To say otherwise is trolling or totaly deluded...

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2015, 03:48:21 AM »
The Wizzinator.

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2015, 04:24:59 AM »
There is no test, the whole thing is bullshit. If they applied a state of the art test they would all fail.

Like BigRo said, down the toilet the piss goes.

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2015, 04:33:07 AM »
There is no test, the whole thing is bullshit. If they applied a state of the art test they would all fail.

Like BigRo said, down the toilet the piss goes.
If you look at the up and comers, these dudes will often say "Man, I wouldn't know where to begin or who to ask when it comes to steroids". And these same guys have better arms than some of Pros from the 70s and 80s. And it's the same thing over and over. Good genetics, but they are truly, truly trying to sell that natural tag line.

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2015, 04:43:58 AM »
If you look at the up and comers, these dudes will often say "Man, I wouldn't know where to begin or who to ask when it comes to steroids".

At the same time these guys have "researched" steroids for 10K hours on the net and know more technical information about them than the average IFBB Pro (who truly know jack shit about them in many cases), and have 30 sources for drugs, also found on the net. Then they lie to friends, family, fellow competitors, everyone. It's such bullshit :D

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Re: How do the Musclemania guys pass the drug test?
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2015, 05:40:52 AM »
$200 entry with with an additional $75 testing fee but why should the promoter spend the money on actual testing when he can take the $50,000 extra in fees and buy a new car? The athletes don't care because they're all juiced and the fans don't care because they want their natural bodybuilders just as muscley as IFBB pro fans do. Everyone wins.