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Ball Scratcher Review
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:14:03 AM »
I own this baby, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher. Looks pretty, but hard to shove down the pants to scratch. Prefer the finger smell scratch method  :-X

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2015, 11:50:04 AM »
Lol, I prefer to do it the old fashioned way and hire an Asian hooker to do it for me.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 11:52:06 AM »
You should put that thing in the freezer for about an hour then scratch your balls with it.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2015, 11:56:05 AM »
Hilarious thread.....10 posts at least.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2015, 11:58:30 AM »
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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 12:02:38 PM »
Can anyone keep a straight face if Sean Connery said "YESHH I SCRATCH MY BALLSHH"  :D :D

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 12:33:18 PM »
now that's a guy that scratches his balls with class and style

i use a cheap bed bath and beyond scratcher


Also comes in handy when serving spaghetti 
 










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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2015, 12:35:28 PM »
now that's a guy that scratches his balls with class and style

i use a cheap bed bath and beyond scratcher


Also comes in handy when serving spaghetti 
 










IMAGINE HOOKING ONE OF YOUR PLUMS WITH THAT OUCH...

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2015, 01:07:38 PM »
here's your salesman, he has experience... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2015, 01:13:07 PM »
Hahahaha that is fucking hilarious

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM »
I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2015, 05:20:52 AM »
I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2015, 06:52:52 AM »
I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

X3

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2015, 08:09:27 AM »

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2015, 08:11:19 AM »
Scratchers of peace.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2015, 08:15:03 AM »
This thread is quality.


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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2015, 08:20:44 AM »
I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.
^^
Ever tried an antibacterial soap???

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2015, 08:32:42 AM »

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2015, 09:27:54 AM »
I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

Bunch of sick fucks in here haha

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2015, 11:07:26 AM »
Bunch of sick fucks in here haha
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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2015, 11:41:05 AM »
sorry to read that you have to settle for the xxS size

white man problems  :( :( :'(

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2015, 02:10:58 PM »
I must be the exception

so you are the xxxxxxs exception

me sad for you  :(

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2015, 02:47:28 PM »
sorry to read that you have to settle for the xxS size

You do know this is a bodybuilding forum? A teaspoon would cup most peoples' balls here.

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Re: Ball Scratcher Review
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2015, 03:32:10 PM »
You do know this is a bodybuilding forum? A teaspoon would cup most peoples' balls here.

with a corresponding amount of honesty
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