Days Go By--Avesher Stories From Long Ago

[chaos]

Funny stuff

[Set It Up]

Hahaha! I wonder if ol' Lyle straightend his shit up after that. 

You seem to have had a variety of jobs. I'm curious to what your technique was for
the application/interview process. Would you mind sharing?

Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies  that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job

Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week

[Dave D]

Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies  that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job

Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week

If my math is correct, my quick estimate puts you up to around 100 (give or take a dozen) work related fights.

Impressive resume, lol.

[Set It Up]

If my math is correct, my quick estimate puts you up to around 100 (give or take a dozen) work related fights.

Impressive resume, lol.

nah thats an exaggeration
I would estimate work related fights in the area of 18-25

[Pumpzilla]

Ive had 137 jobs in my life that I can remember and count
My resume was a barrage of lies  that if phoned people I know would give me great references
I was a master of the interview and rarely did not get the job

Once I got the job I usually pummelled someone within the establishment inside a week

I've got to work on my lying more. And the interviews are so rare, I tend to get overly
 excited and fumble with my words somewhat. But acquiring 137 jobs is an impressive
feat. You could write a book on getting hired.

[Set It Up]

I've got to work on my lying more. And the interviews are so rare, I tend to get overly
 excited and fumble with my words somewhat. But acquiring 137 jobs is an impressive
feat. You could write a book on getting hired.

none of the jobs were rocket science, I have a degree but my record kept me from getting hired. I worked for the Royal Bank for a while,....but,..well,...one day, my last day working at the bank, I hated that job. A customer came in and blamed our bank for some transaction that wasnt even related to our bank. I knew I was done with that job,..so,...I took off my nametag, put it on the counter and calmly said to the customer "Look, I dont make enough money at this fucking job to put up with this shit from you so why dont you just fuck right off" I walked out, went home,....the bank manager phoned me and told me to come in and talk to him about what happened. I told him if he ever phoned me again I would burn his house down. Andddddd no reference there

[Nick Danger]

No clue what that means but i am laughing pretty hard.ever taken a shit in a turkish prison?

I believe it's a Deliverance reference. Excellent film...

[Walter Sobchak]

I believe it's a Deliverance reference. Excellent film...

Yes it is.

RobCGull has a real Ned Beatty look about him.