Man 'walks off cliff and plummets 60 feet to his death while on cell phone

[Danimal77]

This reminded of Manhattan bus trip I took, when a woman across from me wouldn't STFU. This was pre-IPod days. So, I couldn't drown her out with music. Moreover, it wasn't worth a 20 year jail stint to do what I wanted to do. So, I had to endure it.

When getting of the bus, she continued on with the conversation, tripped on the steps and fell on her face.

Needless to say, it made my day.

Dude, pre-IPod days consisted of CD players which HAD music and pre-CD player days, there was something called a walkman.

[Danimal77]

To long, did not read

Cliff notes?

Too long, not to long. Clearly you not only don't read, but you also don't write, or at least you don't know how to.