Shizzo your brain is damaged, you need help.I'm sorry.
And you are the path to enlightenment?
Give eating food a try
Start your day with a giant smoothie using a shit load of kale, spinach, pineapple, blueberries, maca powder, amla powder, fresh squeezed lemon chia seeds and a ton of water. Never start your day with coffee, you need hydration and nutrients first thing in the morning! Pro tip: buy a Vitamix Blender!
I'd Take your statement a step further. Most people try to get 6-8 hours of sleep per night. If you are like me, you usually wake up a few times in that span. Keep a bottle of water, or Propel etc...on the nightstand, and take a few swigs before going back to sleep. Only an idiot, would go 8 hours without fluid intake if they didn't have to.