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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2016, 11:45:17 AM »
You are one truly deranged fuck to have a pic like that on file and worse, post it.

Not funny or even shocking, just stupid.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2016, 11:51:13 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on January 07, 2016, 10:55:18 AM
I was with a girl that was real bad at wiping. Every other time in doggy it stunk shit. Once in the act, i got tired of it and told her she needed to take a f-in bath. Put her clothes on right after I said it left didnt answer my calls for over a week  :D

So girls use fcking WET WIPES or shower Before fucking. Nothing worse than a stinky ass!

This..
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2016, 12:13:21 PM »
Sometimes water from the bowl splashes up and hits the spot, then I take it as a sign to just stand up and get out. The water has cleansed my ass.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2016, 12:21:20 PM »
Quote from: Papper on January 07, 2016, 12:13:21 PM
Sometimes water from the bowl splashes up and hits the spot, then I take it as a sign to just stand up and get out. The water was cleansed my ass.

LOL!
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2016, 12:30:27 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 07, 2016, 11:26:32 AM
Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.

I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
 :( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.

Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I  quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.

Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.




Lunch. Is. Over.

That was a better appetite suppressant than ECA.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2016, 12:38:04 PM »
I do this by accident when I spend too much time on the toilet binge-watching Man in the High Castle.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2016, 09:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 07, 2016, 11:26:32 AM
Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.

I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
 :( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.

Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I  quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.

Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.



 :-X :-X
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2016, 09:36:41 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 07, 2016, 02:17:09 AM
Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper

I've heard that raging homos take so much dick in their shitter that they can drop a deuce without touching their sphincter walls and they don't need to wipe.

Maybe your story is missing a descriptive paragraph or two?
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2016, 09:51:23 PM »

Psyllium husk powder=ghost shits.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2016, 10:01:42 PM »
In America, that is called "Voting Trump"
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2016, 12:02:54 AM »
Not wiping is just another day in India for 1+ billion people.

Here's a true story - I shit you not. I dated this girl from the Philippines. She moved to North America pretty young and had no accent or anything. But she clearly got many habits from her family even though they lived in north america. I don't remember how we started talking about wiping, but she told me that you can't throw toilet paper in the toilet as it "will clog the toilet". This is what her parents taught her, based on their life in the Philippines. So, I checked my garbage bin in the toilet and sure enough, that's where she put the toilet paper she had used for wiping her ass  :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2016, 12:04:08 AM »
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2016, 12:23:32 AM »
Quote from: titusisback on January 08, 2016, 12:04:08 AM


So they don't wipe, they wash. Probably leaves less shit
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2016, 05:01:29 AM »
Quote from: ritch on January 07, 2016, 11:45:17 AM
You are one truly deranged fuck to have a pic like that on file and worse, post it.

Not funny or even shocking, just stupid.
Oh please, stop pretending you are somehow above all of this. The worst type of people are those that think their shit doesn't stink.  Why ignore the reality of what human beings are?  It might be time to grow up and accept the shitty lot that humans have to live with, and that includes daily defecation.  Get over it.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2016, 10:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Disco187 on January 07, 2016, 10:40:14 AM
you guys are to much lololololol.....

To and too. Look into it.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2016, 10:37:33 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 07, 2016, 11:26:32 AM
Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells" ...

Ancient and still haven't a clue how to use basic punctuation and the difference between your and you're.

Brutal, bub.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2016, 10:39:43 AM »
Quote from: Radical Plato on January 08, 2016, 05:01:29 AM
Oh please, stop pretending you are somehow above all of this. The worst type of people are those that think their shit doesn't stink.  Why ignore the reality of what human beings are?  It might be time to grow up and accept the shitty lot that humans have to live with, and that includes daily defecation.  Get over it.

Don't you have any girls to drug and rape?

DoN't you fuckin' talk to me about human morals asshole.

Yeah, we all shit, duh.... Don't gotta post pics of proof, I understand the concept you moron.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2016, 10:56:10 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 07, 2016, 11:26:32 AM
Telling ANY girl ; " You're butt smells"; is the end all/be all of insults.

I was with a sexy babe once and she got up on all 4's for doggy style.
Sadly, she has a small but obvious "skid mark" on her upper right butt cheek close to the crack.
 :( :( :(
What to do? Her butt cheeks were quite pert , but the mark of shit was there.
I needed to deal with this but I needed to be careful to avoid pissing her off.
I had to distract her in a sexual way.

Sooooo ,I licked my fingers, fingered her with the left hand .
Then I  quickly wiped away the skid mark with my right.

Once the way was clear, I mounted her and went to work.
Did you mean you was watching someone who was doing it to your wife?  ;D
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2016, 11:02:36 AM »
Can't say that I have....( although one time coming home late after a date I had to poop, I pulled over at some "water station/filtration plant" shit .... Then wiped my ass with my underwear and threw them in the woods) that count?
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2016, 11:16:00 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 07, 2016, 02:17:09 AM
Takes real confidence to do a genuine no wiper

Have not done this but appreciate the question.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2016, 11:30:54 AM »
Quote from: ritch on January 08, 2016, 10:39:43 AM
Don't you have any girls to drug and rape?

DoN't you fuckin' talk to me about human morals asshole.

Yeah, we all shit, duh.... Don't gotta post pics of proof, I understand the concept you moron.
So let me get this straight, talking about sex and pictures of poo deeply disturb you.  RIGHTY-O THEN !  

Your parents did a real number on you didn't they, and  by the sounds of it, it was a number two.

By the sounds of your precious sensibilities, maybe GETBIG isn't the best place for you to be lurking.
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2016, 11:45:25 AM »
you are quite ill
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Re: Do you ever take a dump, stand up and pull your pants up without wiping?
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2016, 06:07:50 PM »
Oh Shit!!!!.....
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