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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2016, 04:56:06 AM »
No, the duck cells are still 700

https://mikeohearn.com/store/natural-supplements-1-month-supply-anti-aging-solution-vials/

Ones vials and the other "vegetarian" capsules.  Both claim duck eggage.

WTF is vegetarian about a duck egg?

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2016, 04:58:33 AM »
Exactly. It's like gold diggers, whores that suck off money dry from fellas. They aren't guilty in some sense, guilty are these morons who let their dick control their mind.

even more proof is actually shown in this thread TWICE in one post:

6 bucks from me with free shipping

1) carny shilling to under sell another carny ("hey kid- stay away from that 3 card monte game..you'll lose your house...how about you try and throw this ring around this cone?")
2) this Snickers for fingers, cock sucker MAKES money in "Fitness" and he keeps on using this "CSN MFT" gimmick


legit carny shit


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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2016, 05:01:15 AM »
Narcissists and sociopaths have absolutely no shame or inhibitions f*ing people over, as they can't relate to other people the slightest resp don't give a flying f*ck. All they care about literally is themselves and nothing else. I bet Mike doesn't even have a bad conscience pushing crap like that for 1500 bucks to idiots, all he probably thinks about is he gotta collect the money for his next hair transplant or self-tanning booth for his garage.




hey affeman how many getbiggers do u think walk around in lil panties like that in there house, taking selfies

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2016, 05:01:33 AM »
what is truly funny about the frog website is,  you can apply to be a certified frog trainer

and they make it out to where you can make a ton of money teaching frog classes, and how what a great investment and business opportunity

the frog is, and how doing it froggy style is the way to go.   


and for 3k extra  mike o hearn will let you suck his cock.   

This is Mike or Rich Piana or DLB or someone's next opportunity, branding and franchising their own line of trainers.  Sure you can't live in LA and pay Mike to train you, but you can go to LA and become an official Mike OHearn Trainer (tm).  Learn Mikes training secrets and go back to bum funk egypt and train the rubes in your town under an official Mike OHearn training shingle.  I think this kind of branding would be much more successful than these stupid sports science certifications.  And Mike could give shout outs to his trainers around the country.

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2016, 05:03:10 AM »
Ones vials and the other "vegetarian" capsules.  Both claim duck eggage.

WTF is vegetarian about a duck egg?


hahaha this gotta be the most overprized BS supplement since Milos' "Koloseum Pre-, Intra- and Post-Workout Stack" for several 100 bucks :D. Good ol' days... :)

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2016, 05:03:47 AM »
This is Mike or Rich Piana or DLB or someone's next opportunity, branding and franchising their own line of trainers.  Sure you can't live in LA and pay Mike to train you, but you can go to LA and become an official Mike OHearn Trainer (tm).  Learn Mikes training secrets and go back to bum funk egypt and train the rubes in your town under an official Mike OHearn training shingle.  I think this kind of branding would be much more successful than these stupid sports science certifications.  And Mike could give shout outs to his trainers around the country.

the thing is if they make money then you can't blame them for making that money because as much of a con game that being a personal training is, it's still a rough business to make a living at...it will take you a while till you can make a living from it


and btw--not all Personal trainers are con artists....most are though


EDIT: i kinda went off topic to the post that i'm replying to so If i can add directly to that quote I will say what I said previously-----the blame can't be put on these guys who "license" their training style to train other trainers....the blame is to be put on TWO people on this instance- "the trainers" who pay a franchise fee and pay to get trained to be "certified" by O'Hearn AND the people who pay these "certified" trainers



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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2016, 05:04:56 AM »
This is Mike or Rich Piana or DLB or someone's next opportunity, branding and franchising their own line of trainers.  Sure you can't live in LA and pay Mike to train you, but you can go to LA and become an official Mike OHearn Trainer (tm).  Learn Mikes training secrets and go back to bum funk egypt and train the rubes in your town under an official Mike OHearn training shingle.  I think this kind of branding would be much more successful than these stupid sports science certifications.  And Mike could give shout outs to his trainers around the country.

never 1  that is a great and brilliant idea.  piana can has his official 5%  trainers,

and if dlb does it , do you think she will charge extra to teach people how to make those stupid faces that  she makes.

i am only 38 and it truly amazes me just how dumb people are these days to believe the shit these people preach.

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2016, 05:07:28 AM »
This is Mike or Rich Piana or DLB or someone's next opportunity, branding and franchising their own line of trainers.  Sure you can't live in LA and pay Mike to train you, but you can go to LA and become an official Mike OHearn Trainer (tm).  Learn Mikes training secrets and go back to bum funk egypt and train the rubes in your town under an official Mike OHearn training shingle.  I think this kind of branding would be much more successful than these stupid sports science certifications.  And Mike could give shout outs to his trainers around the country.

There are no "training secrets" ffs, what is the guy supposed to "teach" you?? ::) "Use incline bench for building the upper pecs and squats for a full leg development." Whoa, no shit, Sherlock.... ::)

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2016, 05:08:52 AM »
may i add something


you know how many times clients would use there sessions to not train with me but instead wanted to use there session to go to the starbucks across the street and just talk


no gay stuff happened btw




there's the fitness game, folks


also, to show that I'm not a bad guy I never charged that session but the fact the clients were willing to use there session to not train shows something

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2016, 05:09:10 AM »
never 1  that is a great and brilliant idea.  piana can has his official 5%  trainers,

and if dlb does it , do you think she will charge extra to teach people how to make those stupid faces that  she makes.

i am only 38 and it truly amazes me just how dumb people are these days to believe the shit these people preach.

I'm surprised no one has done this yet in this day of social media branding.  You can set up a whole program where you as the top guy (like OHearn) expand your brand and keep a loyal core of followers this way.  Then every six months you sell some national cruise or seminar or pilgrimage to the Mecca to learn "the new techniques" and all the trainers have to go along with clients and you get to wet your beak on it all!

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Re: Mike Natty Ohearn selling an ab wheel for $1495
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2016, 05:11:14 AM »
the thing is if they make money then you can't blame them for making that money because as much of a con game that being a personal training is, it's still a rough business to make a living at...it will take you a while till you can make a living from it


and btw--not all Personal trainers are con artists....most are though


EDIT: i kinda went off topic to the post that i'm replying to so If i can add directly to that quote I will say what I said previously-----the blame can't be put on these guys who "license" their training style to train other trainers....the blame is to be put on TWO people on this instance- "the trainers" who pay a franchise fee and pay to get trained to be "certified" by O'Hearn AND the people who pay these "certified" trainers

The blame goes first and foremost to anyone who tells lies to get you to buy something.  Let the buyer beware is no excuse morally for telling lies to rip someone off.  You cannot conflate business with anything involving a moral compass.