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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2016, 02:21:33 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 18, 2016, 02:09:41 AM
In like the short stubbly beard. Mine is kept at a uniform 1/8".

About perfect.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2016, 02:23:56 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 08:32:36 PM
Spoken like a true beta bitch that can't grow a beard.

90% of men are capable of growing beards. It's hardly an achievement to have one.

Either way, it's uncomfortable and itchy. Unless you have a baby face or are trying to disguise feminine features, than there isn't any reason for a man to have one.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2016, 03:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:38:26 PM
I grew this in a week out of curiosity--it was itchy as fuck so I never went more than 2 days without shaving ever again

That's actually fine. I'll go 2 or 3 days sometimes and never let it get longer than that. Like you said, it starts to itch and I feel dirty.

It's those bushy trendy beards that are fucking stupid. Its the new tattoo.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2016, 04:23:13 AM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2016, 04:29:58 AM »
Op desperately out of touch with todays trends, and society as a whole.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2016, 04:39:37 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on January 18, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
90% of men are capable of growing beards. It's hardly an achievement to have one.

Either way, it's uncomfortable and itchy. Unless you have a baby face or are trying to disguise feminine features, than there isn't any reason for a man to have one.

Hey Rutger..

It isn't an achievement today. But, firstly you usually have to be older than 15 to grow it, so there is a sign of maturity and therefore status built in.

Also, yesteryear, when everyone was clean shaven, it took balls to go against the trend, it kind of was an achievement. Same applies today, but now it's being completely clean shaven that is against the grain.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2016, 04:40:17 AM »
How does GetBig feel about extremely weak mustaches?
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2016, 04:45:02 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on January 18, 2016, 04:40:17 AM
How does GetBig feel about extremely weak mustaches?
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2016, 04:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:15:26 PM
ya I dont get it, are guys lazy?

Yes, but only in the winter.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2016, 04:58:06 AM »
Full Beards are simply distgusting.. A 3 Day beard is OK.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2016, 05:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Papper on January 18, 2016, 04:39:37 AM
Hey Rutger..

It isn't an achievement today. But, firstly you usually have to be older than 15 to grow it, so there is a sign of maturity and therefore status built in.

Also, yesteryear, when everyone was clean shaven, it took balls to go against the trend, it kind of was an achievement. Same applies today, but now it's being completely clean shaven that is against the grain.

This is the thing though, I can understand a 16 year old boy growing a beard as having facial hair is a new experience and will give him a more masculine look. But why the fuck does a 30 year old man need to grow a beard in order to look macho? Unless of course, he looks like a little bitch without one. :D
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2016, 05:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Donny on January 18, 2016, 04:58:06 AM
Full Beards are simply distgusting.. A 3 Day beard is OK.

Some people have weaker builds (beard wise) so up to two weeks look can still look sanitary on the right one.

3 days is just visible stubble for me dude
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2016, 05:06:39 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on January 18, 2016, 05:04:27 AM
This is the thing though, I can understand a 16 year old boy growing a beard as having facial hair is a new experience and will give him a more masculine look. But why the fuck does a 30 year old man need to grow a beard in order to look macho? Unless of course, he looks like a little bitch without one. :D

Hide wrinkles? :) is another reason in todays society with males caring greatly about their "beauty" lol
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2016, 05:07:45 AM »
Either you have it or you don't  ;)
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2016, 05:15:51 AM »
They probably adhere to Sharia law too.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2016, 05:25:39 AM »
I haven't been fully clean shaven in about seven years, but I'm usually just buzzed so I have some shadow going on. I can't grow it long because I get extremely dry, flaky skin when I have longer facial hair and its impossible to keep up with the shit getting caught in whiskers, and for some reason my cheeks never fill in so it just looks stupid IMO, like some Jewish strap beard thing
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2016, 05:26:11 AM »
Bay likey beards. :)
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2016, 05:27:54 AM »
Quote from: Papper on January 18, 2016, 05:06:39 AM
Hide wrinkles? :) is another reason in todays society with males caring greatly about their "beauty" lol

That's fair enough but why don't these guys just admit the truth -

"I have a beard to hide my wrinkles" or "I have a beard because I look like a baby faced homo without one".

Instead, bearded guys give us all this crap about how "real men have beards" just to justify their decision to look like an ape. Sure, men historically have had them, but that was purely because of a lack of decent shaving equipment in bygone era's.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2016, 05:49:25 AM »
I know a guy who has a Goatee Beard and while he has a face that suits it, it looks vile because he is quite grey now and a chain smoker. Looks like he has licked a shitty arse.. :-X 
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2016, 05:50:09 AM »
Quote from: OB1 on January 18, 2016, 05:07:45 AM
Either you have it or you don't  ;)

Beardless guys, who don't have it. They hide away their stubble when they go out. And a big bearded guy would just come right out with his beard. So never do that, never hide away.  Show them, the whole thing. Open up, make the move.

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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2016, 05:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Papper on January 18, 2016, 05:50:09 AM
Beardless guys, who don't have it. They hide away their stubble when they go out. And a big bearded guy would just come right out with his beard. So never do that, never hide away.  Show them, the whole thing. Open up, make the move.

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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2016, 05:55:25 AM »
Quote from: Papper on January 18, 2016, 04:29:58 AM
Op desperately out of touch with todays trends, and society as a whole.

Thank fuck for that
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