The benefit of university education versus studying by yourself is that it makes available the necessary time. Someone who set aside four years/six years/ten years of their life for full time study would be better informed than someone who paid for the same number of years in a classroom, assuming this someone isn't one of the dumb shits who needs a school to carry him through by gearing everything down so his slow ass can keep up.
Modern tertiary education has nothing in common with institutions which operated in a time when knowledge was unavailable to anyone who could be bothered looking for it. The attempt by the modern university to present itself as a unique suppository of knowledge is as transparent as the merit badge it bestows on anyone willing to pay the fees and meet an academic standard which even the developmentally impaired could achieve, and apparently do. You don't need to look too hard to see that they walk among us, pulling their expensive acronyms, which they are forever pointing to, along behind them in a little red wagon. Essentially, modern university is for people too stupid to learn on their own. I present: its graduates.
Nevertheless, employers, themselves half-witted alumni of some useless center of overpriced textbooks and uninspired lecturers, take a kindly view of people burdened by obscene debt. An applicant so poor he'll suck your cock for a quarter. That's the one to hire. This is why it is nearly impossible to find employment without a college education. I, therefore, hope you will look kindly upon my application to attend your little schoolhouse. I'm not sure which you're in there but it really doesn't matter. I see little difference between one and the next, so I'm just sending this same letter to everyone.
PS - I have the money.
PPS - I don't want to be fucked with. I'll quietly attend and quietly graduate and quietly pay all the fees. Just let that happen and stay out of my way. Do not fuck with me.
What I shoulda sent.
Awesome, but still second place to the best ever:
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
