Took you long enough. I thought it was obvious that those were "teh funny". It was a a sarcastic joke that flies over your head every single time.
The hilarious part is that you usually do not like snopes, but all of a sudden you do.
Hopefully you visit that site often and read.
Bwahahaha! I just read them. Took me about 15 seconds to see they were false. How seriously uninformed are you? lol