Get a load of this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html
In other breaking news, a man who has been identified as "Big Mike Cox" was rushed to the hospital after suffering a head injury from being struck by a car as he ran straight into traffic towards the woman, for reasons unknown at this time
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Oh, ... the irony...