my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym

[judochoke]

so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.

[denarii]

What did she do when you hit on her after the speech?

[SF1900]

so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.

It sounds like you give her words of wisdom and possibly altered her life in a meaningful way via a dialogue about health and fitness.

[chaos]

so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.

Did you hit it?

[Coffeed]

Welcome to the dad zone.

Now you're on the hook for child support and likely to be a registered sex offender.

[judochoke]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

[Grape Ape]

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

I'm sure that workout made all the difference, Arnold.

[calfzilla]

Did you hit it?

This. Sounds like the opening scene of a porno movie.

[Straw Man]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

what exactly is the lesson in that example?

[Tapeworm]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

Why you wouldn't go to the gym with the baby on the way home first?

[polychronopolous]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

Ever since I began to read judochokes initial posts I said to myself "This is a man who has his priorities together. This is a man who has it all figured out"

[The Abdominal Snoman]

so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.

[Charfman84]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going?". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

you cant get a boner even for a 25 yr old?  disgraceful

[CARTEL]

I'm sure that workout made all the difference, Arnold.

😄 That's gold!

[Fortress]

Fuckin' assface kid. He'll be an estrogen-soaked skinny-fat-fuck doughboy by 30. Less T than Pippy goddamn Longstalkings.

Your lesson is sound.

[chaos]

dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT
just trying to tell her about life.

Outed!!

[judochoke]

i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid

[Fortress]

i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid

Well, there's your problem! You're taking the wrong pill! It's Viagra you are after, man. NOT Viraga.

[Tha Grim Lifter]

i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid

Have you tried taking L-Arginine and Pycnogenol?

[drkaje]

$76 is a bargain for being able to say "Shut the fuck up about your weight! I paid for a gym membership and your lazy ass only went twice!"