Anytime I go into the Hospital I expect the nurses to inspect and photograph my cock so I make sure it presents well. I shave my nuts beforehand, spray some ProTan on my junk and then rub some essential oils on it with a nice fragrance. Also, I always request a warm blanket when I get there in order to counteract the effects of the cold room climate and avoid any shrinkage.
If this lazy patient had taken the time to prepare his cock for viewing then he wouldn't be making a stink about this. A true cocksman is always prepared and displays his dong with pride. Let that be a lesson to you all.
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