Author Topic: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis (Read 8210 times)

Coffeed · « **Reply #50 on:** March 30, 2016, 12:02:50 PM »

Did this healthcare professional work with the doctor who jacked off onto his sedated patients by chance?

Perhaps it was to supplement their plummeting Obamacare pay cuts.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #51 on:** March 30, 2016, 12:46:41 PM »

Anytime I go into the Hospital I expect the nurses to inspect and photograph my cock so I make sure it presents well. I shave my nuts beforehand, spray some ProTan on my junk and then rub some essential oils on it with a nice fragrance. Also, I always request a warm blanket when I get there in order to counteract the effects of the cold room climate and avoid any shrinkage.

If this lazy patient had taken the time to prepare his cock for viewing then he wouldn't be making a stink about this. A true cocksman is always prepared and displays his dong with pride. Let that be a lesson to you all.

You're welcome.

HTexan · « **Reply #52 on:** March 30, 2016, 04:53:31 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on March 30, 2016, 12:46:41 PM

Anytime I go into the Hospital I expect the nurses to inspect and photograph my cock so I make sure it presents well. I shave my nuts beforehand, spray some ProTan on my junk and then rub some essential oils on it with a nice fragrance. Also, I always request a warm blanket when I get there in order to counteract the effects of the cold room climate and avoid any shrinkage.

If this lazy patient had taken the time to prepare his cock for viewing then he wouldn't be making a stink about this. A true cocksman is always prepared and displays his dong with pride. Let that be a lesson to you all.

You're welcome.

tan dicks look bigger?

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #53 on:** March 30, 2016, 05:11:12 PM »

Authorities initially charged Johnson with two counts of second-degree unlawful surveillance and one count of second-degree disseminating unlawful surveillance

lol yes I am childish

HTexan · « **Reply #54 on:** March 30, 2016, 05:29:10 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on March 30, 2016, 05:11:12 PM

Authorities initially charged Johnson with two counts of second-degree unlawful surveillance and one count of second-degree disseminating unlawful surveillance

lol yes I am childish

worst thing that is going to happen to her is that she is going to lose her job

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #55 on:** March 30, 2016, 06:09:59 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 30, 2016, 04:53:31 PM

tan dicks look bigger?

I tan it that so the size, shape and vascularity of my dong doesn't wash out under the harsh hospital lighting.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #56 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:41:22 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 29, 2016, 11:35:11 AM

rncnpo

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #57 on:** March 31, 2016, 12:38:01 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 30, 2016, 10:21:36 AM

Grower not a shower huh?

lolz

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #58 on:** March 31, 2016, 01:12:32 AM »

In before Vivid offers her a contract..

MANGOOS · « **Reply #59 on:** March 31, 2016, 01:25:07 AM »

Was it Wiggz?

HTexan · « **Reply #60 on:** April 01, 2016, 06:02:51 PM »

Quote from: MANGOOS on March 31, 2016, 01:25:07 AM

Was it Wiggz?

are you saying wiggz has the penis melvin wishes he had?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #61 on:** April 02, 2016, 03:35:37 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 29, 2016, 10:21:21 AM

So where's the pic

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 02, 2016, 03:37:12 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 29, 2016, 12:28:03 PM

Cute girl and all, but where's the, ahem, pic of said penis?

I'm assuming that a girl like that has seen her fair share of cock, she is very pretty after all. So whatever that man contained in his pants must have been a thing of beauty.

"1"

What's that OMR? You'd rather see the pic of the penis than the cute girl???

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 02, 2016, 03:40:04 AM »

Quote from: njflex on March 30, 2016, 05:56:15 AM

maybe not all if u will,but my wife is an ivy league graduate so she is smart,her only fault is she married me ...she works with high risk pregnancy women so seeing kawk isn't in the cards.vagine though is lol...

Since she married you, is she really that smart?

...BOTH STILL NUTS VILLIANS AND THOSE DEAD DIE HARD BICEP PEAKS FROM THE PIC...

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #64 on:** April 02, 2016, 08:37:03 AM »

The investigation took 9 months?

njflex · « **Reply #65 on:** April 02, 2016, 08:38:12 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 02, 2016, 03:40:04 AM

Since she married you, is she really that smart?

...BOTH STILL NUTS VILLIANS AND THOSE DEAD DIE HARD BICEP PEAKS FROM THE PIC...

I did write that lol,,,second part there...NUTS..WIFE..DIE HARD...

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #66 on:** April 02, 2016, 08:54:02 AM »

Quote from: njflex on April 02, 2016, 08:38:12 AM

I did write that lol,,,second part there...NUTS..WIFE..DIE HARD...

Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..

njflex · « **Reply #67 on:** April 02, 2016, 09:44:18 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 02, 2016, 08:54:02 AM

Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..

lol..I will ask her later and get back to ya...

_aj_ · « **Reply #68 on:** April 02, 2016, 10:27:40 AM »

Sigh. 3 pages and not a single whiff (chuckle) of a dick pic. GB quality standards are dropping. Must be that the "industry" doesn't bother to come here any more.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #69 on:** April 02, 2016, 10:31:11 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 02, 2016, 08:54:02 AM

Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..

not all women can be as lucky as your girlfriend (no homo)