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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2016, 12:02:50 PM »
Did this healthcare professional work with the doctor who jacked off onto his sedated patients by chance?

Perhaps it was to supplement their plummeting Obamacare pay cuts.

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2016, 12:46:41 PM »
Anytime I go into the Hospital I expect the nurses to inspect and photograph my cock so I make sure it presents well.  I shave my nuts beforehand, spray some ProTan on my junk and then rub some essential oils on it with a nice fragrance.  Also, I always request a warm blanket when I get there in order to counteract the effects of the cold room climate and avoid any shrinkage.

If this lazy patient had taken the time to prepare his cock for viewing then he wouldn't be making a stink about this.  A true cocksman is always prepared and displays his dong with pride.  Let that be a lesson to you all.

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2016, 04:53:31 PM »
Anytime I go into the Hospital I expect the nurses to inspect and photograph my cock so I make sure it presents well.  I shave my nuts beforehand, spray some ProTan on my junk and then rub some essential oils on it with a nice fragrance.  Also, I always request a warm blanket when I get there in order to counteract the effects of the cold room climate and avoid any shrinkage.

If this lazy patient had taken the time to prepare his cock for viewing then he wouldn't be making a stink about this.  A true cocksman is always prepared and displays his dong with pride.  Let that be a lesson to you all.

You're welcome.


tan dicks look bigger? ???
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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2016, 05:11:12 PM »
Authorities initially charged Johnson with two counts of second-degree unlawful surveillance and one count of second-degree disseminating unlawful surveillance

lol yes I am childish
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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2016, 05:29:10 PM »
Authorities initially charged Johnson with two counts of second-degree unlawful surveillance and one count of second-degree disseminating unlawful surveillance

lol yes I am childish
worst thing that is going to happen to her is that she is going to lose her job
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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2016, 06:09:59 PM »
tan dicks look bigger? ???

I tan it that so the size, shape and vascularity of my dong doesn't wash out under the harsh hospital lighting.

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2016, 12:38:01 AM »

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2016, 01:12:32 AM »
In before Vivid offers her a contract..

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2016, 01:25:07 AM »
Was it Wiggz?

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2016, 06:02:51 PM »
Was it Wiggz?
are you saying wiggz has the penis melvin wishes he had? ???
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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2016, 03:37:12 AM »
Cute girl and all, but where's the, ahem, pic of said penis?

I'm assuming that a girl like that has seen her fair share of cock, she is very pretty after all. So whatever that man contained in his pants must have been a thing of beauty.

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What's that OMR? You'd rather see the pic of the penis than the cute girl???

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2016, 03:40:04 AM »
maybe not all if u will,but my wife is an ivy league graduate so she is smart,her only fault is she married me  :D...she works with high risk pregnancy women so seeing kawk isn't in the cards.vagine though is lol...

Since she married you, is she really that smart? :D


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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2016, 08:37:03 AM »
The investigation took 9 months?

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #65 on: April 02, 2016, 08:38:12 AM »
Since she married you, is she really that smart? :D


...BOTH STILL NUTS VILLIANS AND THOSE DEAD DIE HARD BICEP PEAKS FROM THE PIC...

I did write that lol,,,second part there...NUTS..WIFE..DIE HARD...

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2016, 08:54:02 AM »
I did write that lol,,,second part there...NUTS..WIFE..DIE HARD...
Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..  :D ;D

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2016, 09:44:18 AM »
Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..  :D ;D
lol..I will ask her later and get back to ya...

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2016, 10:27:40 AM »
Sigh. 3 pages and not a single whiff (chuckle) of a dick pic. GB quality standards are dropping. Must be that the "industry" doesn't bother to come here any more.

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Re: Nurse texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis
« Reply #69 on: April 02, 2016, 10:31:11 AM »
Just messin' with ye New Jersey Guido Flexmaster of Peace, i'm sure she saw some redeeming qualities in you..  :D ;D

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