Chef is getting PWNed on South Park

[240 is Back]

He left the show, mad about the scientology diss show that South Park did.

So, they're using his old quotes form the show and making him a pedophile.

On Comedy Central now.

[Eat2Grow]

justed saw it,,,classic line.  I wanna put my balls in your rectum stan.  WTF, how do they air that on T.V. w/o being  fined?    Funny as hell though, and chef shitting himself when he dies,,,another classic.


Best South park since the movie.

[Dan-O]

LMAO, I'm watching it right now.  He's been brainwashed by the "Super Adventure Club" into thinking that sex with children is OK.

[Sir William Idol]

hope you all realized that they did that using old clips of his voice, and that he didnt actually participate in that episode.  it was a warriors death, thats for sure.

[weedoutheweak]

http://www.globegazette.com/articles/2006/03/22/latest_news/doc44222448efc93270605890.txt

NEW YORK — Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true ``South Park'' send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the ``Super Adventure Club.''

The thinly disguised satire continued the show's feud with Scientologists in its 10th season premiere on Comedy Central.

The soul singer has voiced the Chef character in ``South Park'' since 1997, but left recently because of what he called the animated show's religious ``intolerance and bigotry.'' Founders Matt Stone and Trey Parker said Hayes, a Scientologist, was mad that ``South Park'' mocked the religion in an episode last November.

A rerun of that Scientology episode was mysteriously pulled off the air last week amid published reports that actor Tom Cruise, another Scientologist, had used his clout to bury it. A Cruise spokesman denied that.

Hayes didn't participate in making Wednesday's episode; the character's lines appeared to be patched together through tapes of past dialogue.

Chef repeatedly said he wanted to ``make sweet love'' to the ``South Park'' elementary school kids — it seems the ``Super Adventure Club'' turns its members into child molesters.

The children try to rescue Chef, but in the end he turns to head back to the ``Super Adventure Club'' — until he falls off a bridge onto rocks, is burned, stabbed and mauled by a mountain lion and bear.

Then he apparently dies.

``A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days,'' one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. ``Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.

``We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us,'' the eulogy concludes. ``We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.''

The door for Hayes' return wasn't completely closed. In the show's final scene, members of the ``Super Adventure Club'' try to revive Chef, and it's not clear he's really dead.

[blinky]

ya i heard why he left.

i guess its ok too make fun of christians on every second show but not scientology

[Rome]

It's great how a sci-fi writer made up a religion and got some hollywood, dumb as a wall actors with too much free time on their  hands to buy into it. Hayes had NO problem with the shows on Christianity and Islam but when they poked fun at his......

Jesse the body Ventura had a great quote on religion and he was 100% right.

[bigdumbbell]

He left the show, mad about the scientology diss show that South Park did.

So, they're using his old quotes form the show and making him a pedophile.

On Comedy Central now.

get a life mr tv guide

[Cara from MD]

Those guys were merciless to Chef - but he was such a great part of the show, he was the only one the kids looked up to.  He deserved to be skinned and dismembered and depooped.

I haven't seen that show regularly since college, why is Mr. Garrison dressed up as a girl?  He having reassignment surgery?  And is it me or is Cartman's voice different, smoother? 

[drkaje]

The first Mr Hankey episode nearly killed me, LOL!

[torquemada]

Those guys were merciless to Chef - but he was such a great part of the show, he was the only one the kids looked up to.  He deserved to be skinned and dismembered and depooped.

I haven't seen that show regularly since college, why is Mr. Garrison dressed up as a girl?  He having reassignment surgery?  And is it me or is Cartman's voice different, smoother? 

Yes, he had a sex change...on air. 


With real footage. 



Of a real guy.



Getting a banana peeling...

[Dreadlifter]

It's great how a sci-fi writer made up a religion and got some hollywood, dumb as a wall actors with too much free time on their  hands to buy into it. Hayes had NO problem with the shows on Christianity and Islam but when they poked fun at his......

I was a fan of Hayes until this incident, as you say he was ok with poking fun at pretty much everything under the Sun until it came to his so-called "religion". Scientology is massive BS.

I thought to myself the other day, "are there any poor scientologists?". Can anybody answer that?

[drkaje]

I was a fan of Hayes until this incident, as you say he was ok with poking fun at pretty much everything under the Sun until it came to his so-called "religion". Scientology is massive BS.

I thought to myself the other day, "are there any poor scientologists?". Can anybody answer that?

The poor can't afford much more than the book.

I like a lot of Issac Hayes' old stuff and can't see a good reason to stop enjoying it. I don't changre the station if an old Cat Stevens song comes on.

[Stavios]

I just watched the episode with paris hilton.

download that shit if you didn't see it !!!! funniest episode ever

[Johnny Apollo]

I was a fan of Hayes until this incident, as you say he was ok with poking fun at pretty much everything under the Sun until it came to his so-called "religion". Scientology is massive BS.

I thought to myself the other day, "are there any poor scientologists?". Can anybody answer that?

No more B.S. than any other religion...