"Sorry I'm late, I'm running on CPT".... Mocks the "CPT" line from Hilary/CNL
"Will earn me some serious Tubmans next year giving this same speech at Goldman Sachs"
"Someone else will be giving this speech next year, and it's anyone's guess who SHE will be..."
"I'm gray, grizzled, counting down the days til my death panel..."
Reince Priebus... "Congrats with the repub nomination process, it's all going great..."
He's brutalizing Trump. Made a nice "comrade" joke about bernie Sanders.
"The menu said Steak or Fish, and people keep writing in Paul Ryan"
Dissing Cruz "But sure, I"m the foreign one..."
TRUMP... I"m a little hurt that he's not here tonight, we had so much fun the last time.
A room full of reporters, celebrities, and he said now. What could he possibly be doing instead? Sitting at home, eating a Trump steak, tweeting insults to Angela Merkel?
"Closing GITMO will be easy... trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground..."
"The guy wanted to give his hotel business a boost... and now we're praying Cleveland makes it thru July... thanks, Media."
