Question for religious people, re deceased people watching over you

[nzmusclemonster]

When something good happens religious people thank a dead relative etc for watching over them.

What about when you masturbate, or are giving it to someone doggy style.

Are people watching you then?  Maybe there are 10 people in the room watching you have a tug

[Fortress]

Fact: While Moozie men punch their monkies, Allah, the filthy fuck, plows them in the crapper.

It's a divine fartbox fuck.

[Tapeworm]

Idk.  I don't often think about dead relatives when cumming but now I will, so thanks for that.

[local hero]

Idk.  I don't often think about dead relatives when cumming but now I will, so thanks for that.

Your bf will be happy if it makes u last longer....

[Tha Grim Lifter]

I came into a dead relative once and i'm pretty sure they didn't see anything

[Rambone]

[markofan]

It's not dead relatives  watching you that you have to worry about,  but rather the Lord Jesus.  Listen to Pastor/Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church explain.

[The Scott]

Fact: While Moozie men punch their monkies, Allah, the filthy fuck, plows them in the crapper.

It's a divine fartbox fuck.

This just made me laugh!  "While Moozie men punch their monkies"...

[FREAKgeek]

well, if they watch they are GAY

 

[Viking11]

You should wonder about the living...

[Rambone]

They're only dead if you want them to be

[HTexan]

When something good happens religious people thank a dead relative etc for watching over them.

What about when you masturbate, or are giving it to someone doggy style.

Are people watching you then?  Maybe there are 10 people in the room watching you have a tug

Interesting , where have to seen this in religious books?

[Yamcha]

They're only dead if you want them to be

 

[Howard]

They're only dead if you want them to be

Hall of fame getbig zinger

[wes]

I have bowl of Cream Of Wheat that watches over me.........follows me all day long!!   

[Man of Steel]

When something good happens religious people thank a dead relative etc for watching over them.

What about when you masturbate, or are giving it to someone doggy style.

Are people watching you then?  Maybe there are 10 people in the room watching you have a tug

Something religious people often say, but it isn't true.  People that have passed aren't looking down on us.

Folks also say their dead relatives and friends are angels now or that "they got their wings".   None of that is correct, but it makes people feel better.

"My Mom is watching over me now."  No, she isn't, but I don't correct people publically.  If it helps with their grief then so be it.

[Fortress]

Something religious people often say, but it isn't true.  People that have passed aren't looking down on us.

Folks also say their dead relatives and friends are angels now or that "they got their wings".   None of that is correct, but it makes people feel better.

"My Mom is watching over me now."  No, she isn't, but I don't correct people publically.  If it helps with their grief then so be it.

What a delusional and arrogant prick you are.

You don't know shit.

Plus, you claim a personal "relationship" with a fairy tale sky wizard. Communicate with him, no less.

Brutal mental illness

[Man of Steel]

What a delusional and arrogant prick you are.

You don't know shit.

Plus, you claim a personal "relationship" with a fairy tale sky wizard. Communicate with him, no less.

Brutal mental illness

Fortress I'm sorry the Lord didn't respond to you in the manner in which you hoped, but I can't help think that something inside yourself held you back from God (and that isn't a criticism of you either).   I know personally that I didn't come to know the Lord until I FULLY surrendered all of myself.  Further, the Catholic church is not the church that Christ intended.  The Christian church may have begun around Rome, but it evolved into something entirely anti-Christ and was forced into reform.

I would encourage you, if you still have longing within you, to surrender all of yourself to God humbly....all your sin, all your reservations, all of yourself.   If there is a genuine draw upon your life then engage God in prayer.  I don't know all the ins and outs of your previous circumstance, but if you genuinely repent and humble yourself and desire to be saved you will be. 

[WannaBePro]

It's not dead relatives  watching you that you have to worry about,  but rather the Lord Jesus.  Listen to Pastor/Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church explain.

Fuck, that was so creepy to listen to... This guy needs to be watched by the authorities.