Back when I was a freshman and sophomore in high school I had a pretty good gig to pay for my boards and beer. I had a condom gig going on the upper classman were afraid to go in and buy condoms. They gave me $20 I'd go in buy a $5 box of condoms and pocket $15. I did this every week some times numerous times a day.
It got so bad the Pharmacist from the drug store who knew my mom called her and told her. My mom came to me and said she was glad I was being smart but wanted to know who I was having so much sex with Hahahaha!!!
I pulled out a fat wad of cash and explained it to her, she called me a fucking genius. She called the pharmacist back and let him know what was going on, every time there after he would just smile and say business is good. That shit bought me a lot of alcohol those couple of years but by time we were Juniors and Seniors everyone was like fuck it I will buy my own.