Author Topic: Was Jesus into Crossfit?  (Read 1331 times)

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Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« on: June 04, 2016, 11:58:13 AM »
Just sayin.

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2016, 12:00:46 PM »
Blacks don't do cross fit. Fact!

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2016, 12:26:19 PM »
Blacks don't do cross fit. Fact!

The reason why


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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2016, 12:57:07 PM »
Crossfit Hebrews were more often than not pulverized between the Romans and the Jews.
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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2016, 01:13:22 PM »
Jesus is a sucker of the cock. Fact.

Allah is a balloon-knot-sniffing 'tard. Fact.

Odin is an alpha stud. Fact.

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2016, 01:49:04 PM »
Jesus had sex with Judas, Pontius Pilate, and Satan. 

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2016, 02:44:35 PM »
Thread has potential

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2016, 03:04:48 PM »
Jesus lived on the earth centuries before Al Gore invented Crossfit.
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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2016, 03:30:09 PM »
All the black crossfides sound white as *turn up bass* FUCK, fact.

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Re: Was Jesus into Crossfit?
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 03:32:03 PM »
he was into the iron cross, and nailed it