Must be great to remove yourself from society and live in a van. In touch with nature.
That you can film on your iPhone 
Perhaps they ought to consider a spin-off = "The Bachelorette: Ghetto/Hood-rat Version"?
Then there could be a pack of 'gangstas' with tattoos on their necks and guns in their baggy pants, all bragging about how many kids they am be gots (but do not support, financially, or otherwise)...
And the "female" (Sharkeisha, or Lafonda, or Clymidya, or whatever)...
can sit there smacking her lips and handing out stolen roses to the bruthas dat she am be wants to make another welfare baby with???
Juss keep'in it real, you know what I'm say'in.