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The Abdominal Snoman

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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2016, 03:35:45 PM »
Tranny Bonaduce don fuk'd up
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2016, 03:49:36 PM »
Nothing like your wife rolling in at 6:20 in the morning hammer drunk smelling like dead bodies and cum when all the bars close at 2am ::)
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2016, 03:52:26 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 28, 2016, 03:49:36 PM
Nothing like your wife rolling in at 6:20 in the morning hammer drunk smelling like dead bodies and cum when all the bars close at 2am ::)

Plus she had no license and it was a monday night, rather bizarre.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2016, 03:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Zillotch on June 28, 2016, 03:14:43 PM



Sanchez: "Where you going from here, foo?"

Comadre: "Home. Sun's coming up, girl, pinche homie's gonna be pissed. You?"

S: "Guess I should get home too. But first I'm gonna kill some one-legged cabron with my ranfla."

C: "Órale, puta."
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2016, 04:40:23 PM »
She looks like that tranny Golias is married to.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2016, 04:46:40 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 28, 2016, 03:49:36 PM
Nothing like your wife rolling in at 6:20 in the morning hammer drunk smelling like dead bodies and cum when all the bars close at 2am ::)

Exactly. Story makes it out like she left the bar at 6 am.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2016, 05:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Mitch on June 28, 2016, 09:30:42 AM
Would fuck on the hood.

the injured man or the woman?
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2016, 05:08:16 PM »
Arnold Schwarzenegger would bail her out.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2016, 05:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on June 28, 2016, 10:27:08 AM
so fast and so forcefully that her legs were ripped from the torso at the waist...?  (poetic justice?)

she would get a good solid one for sure

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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2016, 02:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Zillotch on June 28, 2016, 03:14:43 PM



#8, outside the ski lodge, with the impassionata of Kirby Kegel.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2016, 05:06:24 PM »
If the husband really loved the whore, he would have called The Wolf to come solve the problem...

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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2016, 05:54:42 PM »
She must have been a LA GUNS fan !!! ;D

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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2016, 06:22:39 PM »
Quote from: maxkane69 on June 29, 2016, 05:54:42 PM
She must have been a LA GUNS fan !!! ;D



Most underrated LA Strip band from the 80s.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2016, 07:19:30 PM »
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2016, 07:24:18 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 29, 2016, 07:19:30 PM


Maybe the best 80s hair ballad, too. Good call.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2016, 07:52:05 AM »
Currently being reported as illegal alien because one story mentions she has an ICE hold on her in jail.  Could also explain what someone said above about her not having a license.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2016, 07:53:48 AM »
An ICE hold.  Must be their first in quite a while.  Hope they haven't forgotten how to do it.
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Re: Drunk woman drives almost a mile with a corpse lodged in windshield
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2016, 08:05:59 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on June 28, 2016, 03:55:14 PM
Sanchez: "Where you going from here, foo?"

Comadre: "Home. Sun's coming up, girl, pinche homie's gonna be pissed. You?"

S: "Guess I should get home too. But first I'm gonna kill some one-legged cabron with my ranfla."

C: "Órale, puta."

Funny but racist post reported.
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