Screen Test For The New Vince Goodrum Show On Youtube

[The Abdominal Snoman]

You should talk about all the ass kicking you did as a prison guard. You can make up a bunch of stories that can never be verified. Like the time you choked out Craig Titus's cousin Greg Titus while he was doing time for arson for trying to burn down a Jaguar dealership. Shit like that would really catch fire imop...

[Walter Sobchak]

I'm very uneasy about this green screen purchase.

Vince could be filming in front of his small home on his Texas ranch when in reality he's in front of the green screen. He'll be making fools of us all.....

Vincenzo the Load Gulper owns vast tracts of land throughout Tejas...

[SF1900]

Vincenzo, in all seriousness, I am looking forward to your youtube channel. I think it will be interesting. I can't wait to hear about insider bodybuilding information. 

[JackScribber]

I have that planned.  Show off the Taurus and the crib along with my 2006 NPC Mountaineer Trophy along with a few other things you may not know including my autograph photo of Bob Chick.  I'll be a mockumentary of sorts.

For all of 3 'episodes' when you realise it's too much work, being a lazy negro, and quit like you've done with your radio 'show'. And 100% of everything else.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

For all of 3 'episodes' when you realise it's too much work, being a lazy negro, and quit like you've done with your radio 'show'. And 100% of everything else.

I can promise you that I will have more episodes of the New Vince Goodrum Show then the episodes I had with your mother...and I'm not counting the reruns.

[Walter Sobchak]

I can promise you that I will have more episodes of the New Vince Goodrum Show then the episodes I had with your mother...and I'm not counting the reruns.

Mom jokes just seem so awkward and lame when the guy delivering them sucks any dick he can wrap his innertube lips around.

[Twaddle]

I can promise you that I will have more episodes of the New Vince Goodrum Show then the episodes I had with your mother...and I'm not counting the reruns.

[JackScribber]

I can promise you that I will have more episodes of the New Vince Goodrum Show then the episodes I had with your mother...and I'm not counting the reruns.

Mom jokes from a gay fat negro on minimum wage pushing 40, trying to 'make it' as a YouTuber this month  

[JackScribber]

Vincenzo, in all seriousness, I am looking forward to your youtube channel. I think it will be interesting. I can't wait to hear about insider bodybuilding information.  

It'll be an awkward fat nig wobbling around a small welfare apartment, kitted out with whatever he could dive from dumpsters or score from the back of trucks to 'save money'. Expect it to be fucking filthy, the tenant being a fat slob with no self respect himself, and a lot of time spend saying nothing but mumbling about his 9 trillion websites he's trying to direct you to. The ones that looks like an ape took a shit on a keyboard and came up with something more intelligent that Vince.

Savour the episodes. There will only be a small handful. He's literally completed nothing he's ever started all the way to the end.  

The 'glimpse' into his life will attest to that

[Skeletor]

[Irongrip400]

If I call in to your show weekly Vince, will you not post my phone number and identity? Granted, it will probably be just heavy breathing while I fap away, but my secrets safe with you, right?

[Nether Animal]

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[Twaddle]

[Soul Crusher]

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Vince needs about 2 years to get back to that

[NelsonMuntz]

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[Fortress]

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The sheer length of the 'tard's arms is astonishing.

[Walter Sobchak]

The sheer length of the 'tard's arms is astonishing.

At least he could get a date....

0 - 50!

[Fortress]

At least he could get a date....

0 - 50!

Zing! Hahahahaha

[Walter Sobchak]

Zing! Hahahahaha

    

[Kim Jong Bob]

Vince as one of the tycoons in the fitnessindustry amd a  succesfull buismessman will you contribute to this gofund me page?

https://www.gofundme.com/2hkkmrg

[FitnessFrenzy]

x

[JackScribber]

x

I have no words ..

[Soul Crusher]

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lol.

[10pints]

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As I contemplate the validity of the Hegelian dialectic, witnessing an act of such of such shameless self degradation, drives me into the welcoming philosophical arms of the existentialist's: stage of the absurd...