Yikes dude.
I think your cock sucking projections are funny, but when you start projecting peadophilia it speaks volumes.
How was your childhood? Are there some "bad" memories of when you were a little ninő?
Admit it....thinking about Junior's first day of school got you hard didn't it?
That must be one hell of a tissue and Vaseline bill you have.
Good thing that dick sucking job you have supplements your normal "income".
I will bet you and chaos are one of the ugliest couples at the Golden Corral buffet on Friday nights.