No retreat No Surrender

[Army of One]

[Salmon12]

"So it is you, the son, is it not?"

[Army of One]

"So it is you, the son, is it not?"

Haha, one of the worst lines in movie history, Van Damme was badass though in this

[Wiggs]

Haha, one of the worst lines in movie history, Van Damme was badass though in this

There are so many lols  in this movie. This is one of those movies not intended to be funny but is HILARIOUS.

"I have my reasons"

[denarii]

isnt that exercise copyrighted by Bob Chic?

[Army of One]

There are so many lols  in this movie. This is one of those movies not intended to be funny but is HILARIOUS.

"I have my reasons"

I actually prefer it to karate kid, yes it's hilarious too which helps

"You're good."
"I get better."

[Kwon]

"So it is you, the son, is it not?"

Oscar-winning line by Van Damage!

[ratherbebig]

the question is was van damme juiced when he made this?

[Dr Dutch]

Haha JCVD is cool....he even speaks Dutch !  (well, a bit) 

[Army of One]

the question is was van damme juiced when he made this?

Yes he was

[The Abdominal Snoman]

isnt that exercise copyrighted by Bob Chic?

Yes it is...

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[TheWeightsOver]

Man, I still have this on VHS! (most of you won't know what that is)

This, American Ninja 2 and Roadhouse were movies I watched weekly in the summer as a kid.  Good times.  Thanks for the reminder that life used to be simple and fun.

[Army of One]

Man, I still have this on VHS! (most of you won't know what that is)

This, American Ninja 2 and Roadhouse were movies I watched weekly in the summer as a kid.  Good times.  Thanks for the reminder that life used to be simple and fun.

American Ninja 1 was the shit!Dalton could kick some ass too."pain dont hurt"

[Kwon]

Man, I still have this on VHS! (most of you won't know what that is)

This, American Ninja 2 and Roadhouse were movies I watched weekly in the summer as a kid.  Good times.  Thanks for the reminder that life used to be simple and fun.

I have it on both VHS and Betamax.

[SF1900]

Thank goodness the days of martial arts movies is over. I remember in the early-mid 90's, these movies were exploding. For the most part, they have died out. Good riddance.

[Deadpool]

ah, those movies were before MMA was even a used term.  Now you can watch real smash-mouth action instead of scripted stuff

[SF1900]

ah, those movies were before MMA was even a used term.  Now you can watch real smash-mouth action instead of scripted stuff

Yes, which is probably why these movies died out. Though, Seagal still makes some of these movies.

[Army of One]

ah, those movies were before MMA was even a used term.  Now you can watch real smash-mouth action instead of scripted stuff

Mma ruined the illusion that 1 man could take on 50    

[_bruce_]

isnt that exercise copyrighted by Bob Chic?

 

I assume this is from Karate Tiger? Upon first sight I thought this was a photoshopped gif.

[hench]

To be fair van damme used to take a beating in most of his films despite his fighting ability. I can't  think of one film from seagulls heyday where he showed trouble with a few guys at once, let alone 1 on 1.

 

Mma ruined the illusion that 1 man could take on 50    

[Army of One]

I assume this is from Karate Tiger? Upon first sight I thought this was a photoshopped gif.

From the international version of karate tiger aka no retreat no surrender.For some reason they cut it from USA release, chick must have patented it there.

[Danimal77]

Damn, Platz's legs are tiny there.

[Deadpool]

Yes, which is probably why these movies died out. Though, Seagal still makes some of these movies.

he put on a lot of weight.  too bad, his first couple of films showed real promise.