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Cool plane rides...
« on: November 06, 2016, 05:23:08 PM »
Cross dresser to my immediate left watching the Packers while filing his/her nails.
Baby chronic crying 3 seats over.
Turbulence.
Lady yanking my chair to stand up.

Cool story bro...  No wonder I'm so reclusive...just a sea of horror out there...haha
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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2016, 05:33:03 PM »
Getbiggers fly 1st class, you know that.

Who am I bullshittin, they own their own jet.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2016, 05:35:22 PM »
I used to be a frequent flyer from 2000-2010, mainly business trips.  Was top tier status on AA and US Air.  Even with the first class upgrades, it was bad.  Today it's even worse.... pure torture  Thankfully, I'm now semi-retired and don't need to fly anymore.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2016, 05:39:04 PM »
I don't believe I've flown coach in about 5 years, for this very reason. I only fly maybe six times a year, so when I do I want to be comfortable. No way would I fly coach, might as well be on a fucking bus.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2016, 05:56:21 PM »
Cross dresser to my immediate left watching the Packers while filing his/her nails.
Baby chronic crying 3 seats over.
Turbulence.
Lady yanking my chair to stand up.

Cool story bro...  No wonder I'm so reclusive...just a sea of horror out there...haha

The dick heads that use your seat as a crutch to get up really piss me off. Usually the are pushing over 300 lbs.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2016, 06:05:09 PM »
The dick heads that use your seat as a crutch to get up really piss me off. Usually the are pushing over 300 lbs.

If they are older seniors, I tend to be more forgiving.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2016, 06:06:06 PM »
I used to be a frequent flyer from 2000-2010, mainly business trips.  Was top tier status on AA and US Air.  Even with the first class upgrades, it was bad.  Today it's even worse.... pure torture  Thankfully, I'm now semi-retired and don't need to fly anymore.

Same here- but currently flying. Even first class is no guarantee of a great flight- you just don't know who is going to sit next to you.

The best flights are business class to Europe and Asia. At least you can pretty much have a space for yourself and ignore the people around you.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2016, 06:07:29 PM »
Dude is yawning mouth wide open style.  This must be a new kind of demented torture.  Well done.
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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2016, 06:07:51 PM »
Same here- but currently flying. Even first class is no guarantee of a great flight- you just don't know who is going to sit next to you.

The best flights are business class to Europe and Asia. At least you can pretty much have a space for yourself and ignore the people around you.

Yes, but it definitely makes domestic flights over 3 hours more tolerable.  Flew many flights to Europe... business class was much better on those... San Diego to Heathrow, then on to Denmark or Sweden.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2016, 06:14:17 PM »
Cross dresser to my immediate left watching the Packers while filing his/her nails.
Baby chronic crying 3 seats over.
Turbulence.
Lady yanking my chair to stand up.

Cool story bro...  No wonder I'm so reclusive...just a sea of horror out there...haha
I would not shed one tear if your plane crashed tonight.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2016, 07:25:09 PM »
I would not shed one tear if your plane crashed tonight.
I've ruffled many feathers along the way.  I forgot why you were butt hurt with something I've said before...remind me.
I can only name your name here because you represent 40% of the posts...but that's about it.

You and Schnobcock sure have an infatuation with random put downs.  As if you are in the 4th grade.  For a relatively intelligent racist, I expect more from you.
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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2016, 12:09:27 PM »
If they are older seniors, I tend to be more forgiving.

I am sure Wes appreciates that.  ;D

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2016, 12:20:51 PM »
Getbiggers fly 1st class, you know that.

Who am I bullshittin, they own their own jet.

Who are we bullshittin, Getbiggers fly WITHOUT jets.

Wes just needs to flap his ballsack and he's airborne.
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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2016, 12:40:44 PM »
I always had the shittiest of luck on planes.  Always seated beside the fat old people and never the cute young chicks.  Was on a plane and the seat beside me was empty.  The door was about to close and a super hot chick comes running on and a fat slob rolling behind her.  she's looking for her seat and makes eye contact and realizes it's not her seat and keeps walking and the sweaty blob of flesh all huffing and puffing plops down right next to me.  Fucking shit luck.  All the times.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2016, 01:38:52 PM »
Who are we bullshittin, Getbiggers fly WITHOUT jets.

Wes just needs to flap his ballsack and he's airborne.

He used to.  Since he wore his Balzac out he uses the private chopper that was designed by one of his old high school buddies... Leo something or other...?  I think he might be an Italian guy...

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2016, 01:46:07 PM »
I've ruffled many feathers along the way.  I forgot why you were butt hurt with something I've said before...remind me.
I can only name your name here because you represent 40% of the posts...but that's about it.

You and Schnobcock sure have an infatuation with random put downs.  As if you are in the 4th grade.  For a relatively intelligent racist, I expect more from you.

true adonis is a sensitive little snow flake.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2016, 02:13:15 PM »
Flying overseas in coach is pure hell.  I flew all over for work and it was always first class if overseas.  One client had an emergency so I had to fly to london asap.  Could only find coach seats and there was one flight out so I took it.  I swear if I had a razor I would have slit my wrists.  A couple first class flight attendants I see a lot were wondering why I was in coach this time.  The lucky part was they would bring me free drinks the whole time. 

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2016, 03:27:13 PM »
Lot's of first class flying, Dubai business trip going to, can't fit their 23 inch arms in the seat, and 60 inch chest in the row, uppity motherfuckers in this thread.

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Re: Cool plane rides...
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2016, 03:47:52 PM »
Flying overseas in coach is pure hell.  I flew all over for work and it was always first class if overseas.  One client had an emergency so I had to fly to london asap.  Could only find coach seats and there was one flight out so I took it.  I swear if I had a razor I would have slit my wrists.  A couple first class flight attendants I see a lot were wondering why I was in coach this time.  The lucky part was they would bring me free drinks the whole time. 

Flying economy to Europe sucks (did it once), but SAS or British Airways economy is significantly better than US domestic carriers.  I flew at least 25x to Europe.  I was never fortunate enough to get bumped up to F, but I did manage business class most of the time due to status upgrades or with miles.