Formally known as Messianic CSWOLism, the End of Days is here, wherein cupcaking and lollipoping are ended and transcended by the arrival of the Es-SnowKing, whose dominion will place awe into the hearts of the sedentary amanuenses of the fitness world. CSWOL is the ancient promise fulfilled in the present, like was described in this proleptic vision:
"In my vision at night, I looked and there before me was one like a son of a Hebrew and a SWOL, a SWOLbrew, descending from the clouds of heaven. He approached from the past, from the Ancient of Days, because the world, our present world, is in need of redemption. He is the anointed king, the savior, and was ushered into worldly presence at a corpulent 112 Mina with visible abs, posting pics and waging righteous war at Popeye's. I did not understand some of these revelations, but I do know this: He is not fat, he's indefatigable. The SWOLbrew's dominion is an everlasting power that will not pass away; He has come down to us to chew mastic and kick תחת, and He's all out of mastic. Knoweth that." (Daniel, 7:13-14)
