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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2021, 07:36:21 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on December 27, 2021, 02:13:27 AM
If he stops stuffing his face (with cocks) his body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.

No need to bring Shizzo into this….
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2021, 08:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on December 27, 2021, 02:13:27 AM
If she stops stuffing her face her body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.

I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2021, 08:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 26, 2021, 08:48:43 PM
No doubt. You ate every mouthful, Blubberelli. What's her complaint? "I'm sad the laws of physics apply to me!" "I ate until I turned asian!" What exactly?

It's just a marketing campaign. This is what they came up with to remarket a 61yo fat broad who used to be a B list television celeb. Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts which came from scissoring with Judith Light.

They turn up every so often. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.
You are probably right- next video is how Jenny Craig or Nutrisystems comes in to save the day.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2021, 09:10:08 AM »
Quote from: Hypertrophy on December 27, 2021, 08:45:18 AM
You are probably right- next video is how Jenny Craig or Nutrisystems comes in to save the day.

Ain't nobody watched The Facts of Life anyhow. Tampon show. Scantily clad underage girls. Who put this on the air? Jeffrey Epstein?

Any life lesson you needed to know: Ask Pa Ingalls.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2021, 10:28:45 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 27, 2021, 08:02:50 AM
I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.
Good point.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2021, 12:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 27, 2021, 08:02:50 AM
I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.


So I guess Giada will be cooking me breakfast. Okay, fine...

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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2021, 05:18:59 PM »
Another Hollyweird Ho' looking to cash in on the low IQ of the average idiot that watches WTTV.

White Trash TeleVision.

FTB. Oh...And pass the salt.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2021, 05:21:35 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on December 27, 2021, 12:55:20 PM

So I guess Giada will be cooking me breakfast. Okay, fine...





Yowza
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2021, 06:42:29 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 26, 2021, 08:48:43 PM
No doubt. You ate every mouthful, Blubberelli. What's her complaint? "I'm sad the laws of physics apply to me!" "I ate until I turned asian!" What exactly?

It's just a marketing campaign. This is what they came up with to remarket a 61yo fat broad who used to be a B list television celeb. Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts which came from scissoring with Judith Light.

They turn up every so often. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.

Oh sweet Jesus I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.  This is make believe, right? 
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2021, 07:00:48 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on December 27, 2021, 06:42:29 PM
Oh sweet Jesus I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.  This is make believe, right?

Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2021, 07:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 07:00:48 PM
Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.

Kerns is a demturd.  Probably something of a disgusting bush-wacker too.  Ugh. Yuck.  Gross.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2021, 07:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on December 27, 2021, 05:21:35 PM


Yowza

That’s pretty fucking good.

I’d popsicle her for hours.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2021, 07:20:25 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 07:06:57 PM
Kerns is a demturd.  Probably something of a disgusting bush-wacker too.  Ugh. Yuck.  Gross.

That explains the Robert Guillome incident.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2021, 07:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 07:00:48 PM
Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.

Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2021, 07:30:21 PM »
Yep. And we're left here with a screaching 200lb Valerie Bertinelli. There ain't no justice, brother.
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2021, 07:37:41 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on December 27, 2021, 07:24:21 PM
Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.

"...the old memorial wank", LOL!  I am constantly amazed at some of the excellent terms I read here.  Thanks!
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #41 on: December 27, 2021, 07:42:14 PM »
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2021, 05:19:07 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 07:37:41 PM
"...the old memorial wank", LOL!  I am constantly amazed at some of the excellent terms I read here.  Thanks!

No doubt inspired by the example of your own eloquence.  ;)
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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2021, 07:25:46 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on December 27, 2021, 07:24:21 PM
Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.
;D ;D ;D


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Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2021, 09:59:23 AM »
How can ever believe Jenny Craig after this?
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