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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2016, 08:37:59 AM »
A tortoise. Built to last.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2016, 09:55:31 AM »
Saskwatch.  All the way.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2016, 10:28:05 AM »
A Lion.  Lions just lay around and chill until it's time to eat or fuck.  Also, they have a tremendous head of hair.

As a matter of fact, I think I'd be this lion.







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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2016, 12:18:42 PM »
Mayfly. They live for 24 hours. Within this short period of life, they form groups and dance together on all available surfaces.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2016, 12:20:52 PM »
That chick deserves to get mauled.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2016, 12:32:40 PM »
Quote from: FREAKgeek on December 10, 2016, 12:20:52 PM
That chick deserves to get mauled.

Her parents deserved to get mauled.  They are the ones who decided to have a big-ass lion live with them and sleep in their daughter's bed.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2016, 12:53:56 PM »
A honey badger...cause honey badger don't give a shit
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2016, 12:58:38 PM »
would also love to be a tiger so i can fuck up lions and show them they aint shit
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2016, 03:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on December 10, 2016, 10:28:05 AM
A Lion.

As a matter of fact, I think I'd be this lion.






You'd be a pedo lion?

Sick fuck.... ;D
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2016, 05:39:50 PM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 10, 2016, 12:58:38 PM
would also love to be a tiger so i can fuck up lions and show them they aint shit

Man, fuck you ni66a.  You ain't doing shit.  Who's the King of the Jungle?  Exactly.


Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 10, 2016, 03:15:53 PM
You'd be a pedo lion?

Sick fuck.... ;D

Watch Chris Hansen try to do something to me.  I'd just roar at that clown and he'd shit himself.  He don't want none of this.  He gon act like he didn't see.

Allegedly young Melanie (Griffith) there dug the older guys.  It's been said that Don Johnson was "dating" her when she was well under the legal age.  14 or 15 I heard.  Bad parenting.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2016, 09:46:48 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 10, 2016, 01:48:18 AM
An Eagle.

I was thinking more like a seagull , always zeroing in and going for that last french fry.  ;D
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2016, 09:56:15 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 10, 2016, 02:32:11 AM
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )

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