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new truth
« on: December 23, 2016, 06:29:59 PM »
why do fish live in salt water?

because they're allergic to pepper

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Re: new truth
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 06:50:46 PM »
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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: new truth
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2016, 09:38:28 PM »
???

On some brands of popsicles, they print corny jokes on the sticks.
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Re: new truth
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2016, 09:47:37 PM »
On some brands of popsicles, they print corny jokes on the sticks.

Why does your friend Karen M still log in here but never post  ???

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Re: new truth
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2016, 09:54:32 PM »
Why does your friend Karen M still log in here but never post  ???

Not sure, but I'm glad she finally stopped stalking me. 
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Re: new truth
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2016, 03:30:38 AM »
What's green and sits in the corner.....






......a naughty frog

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Re: new truth
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2016, 04:20:22 PM »
What's green and sits in the corner.....






......a naughty frog

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Long distance.
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Re: new truth
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2016, 05:40:55 PM »
why do fish live in salt water?

because they're allergic to pepper



This just in:
Your fat ass could've been avoided had your mom carried pepperspray that faithful night.
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Re: new truth
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2016, 05:18:19 AM »
What's green and sits in the corner.....






......a naughty frog



Listen buddy



....posting like this is my gig >:(

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Re: new truth
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2016, 05:38:55 AM »
This just in:
Your fat ass could've been avoided had your mom carried pepperspray that faithful night.

I won't recover  ::)

How is your son's career as a fluffer working out?
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Re: new truth
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2016, 08:06:42 AM »
I won't recover  ::)

How is your son's career as a fluffer working out?

I ain't got kids.

Perhaps you should ask your parents that question.  :-* ::)
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Re: new truth
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2016, 06:20:44 PM »
I ain't got kids.

The laws are changing.  Perhaps you and your boyfriend can finally adopt.
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Re: new truth
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2016, 06:28:41 PM »
why do fish live in salt water?

because they're allergic to pepper