On some brands of popsicles, they print corny jokes on the sticks.
Why does your friend Karen M still log in here but never post
What's green and sits in the corner...........a naughty frog
why do fish live in salt water?because they're allergic to pepper
This just in: Your fat ass could've been avoided had your mom carried pepperspray that faithful night.
I won't recover How is your son's career as a fluffer working out?
I ain't got kids.