How to get big and Drunk for christmas

[8 INCH not biceps]

Here is my high calorie mass gaining eggnog for christmas

12  whole eggs
1.5 cups honey
1 quart heavy cream
½ gallon whole milk
3 cups bourbon whiskey
2 tablespoon vanilla
Nutmeg
Cinnamon Sticks

Mix all of this shit together  put it in the fridge drink get drunk and getbig.

[ratherbebig]

good tip.

i appreciate those posts that focus on the important things in life

[foozle]

Here is my high calorie mass gaining eggnog for christmas

12  whole eggs
1.5 cups honey
1 quart heavy cream
½ gallon whole milk
3 cups bourbon whiskey
2 tablespoon vanilla
Nutmeg
Cinnamon Sticks

Mix all of this shit together  put it in the fridge drink get drunk and getbig.

I'll fix your list for you:

12 dudes
1.5 cups lube
1 quart heavy regret
1/2 gallon sperm
3 cups bourbon whiskey
2 tablespoons penicillin
Nutsacks
Cinnamon colored dicks

That's what you mix up you sphincter sucking semen slurping ballbag floobing mafucking waste of pure posting suck.  All your threads fucking suck, except that one post one time, which was actually pretty good but everything else sucks.

Get the fuck off this forum.