Lurker makes way too much sense to be Straw-Bob. Straws pretty much 'tapped out' in the gray-matter dept.
I doubt Straw is Robzilla-240 either, even Straw Im sure is a good guy. Just fun to argue political sides here, it get comical.
Now Prime, he's just an off the wall whacky retard, this goo-guzzling, GOOG-pasting, senile whack-job of an individual needs to fall off a cliff and splat.