A reason to workout?

[Pray_4_War]

I workout because I enjoy fucking attractive women that are too young for me.....and I'm not rich.  Staying in good shape is one of the few tools that I have in order to keep the pussy train on the tracks.

I have a big dick but I can't really use that to attract women.  I'd be arrested if I just whipped it out and started shaking it at the hot women I encounter.

What can I to do but stay in shape?

[Howard]

Increased testosterone production leads to more hot females bedded... Just got back to lifting after a week rest turned into a 5 year hiatus.. Figured joining here would put on atleast 10-15 pounds in the first week or two

Ok, so you think being a get-bigger will increase your test levels and attract more babes 'eh?
It's more likely you'll move in to your mom's basement and get a forearm pump from the joystick action of your PS-III

[Howard]

I workout because I enjoy fucking attractive women that are too young for me.....and I'm not rich.  Staying in good shape is one of the few tools that I have in order to keep the pussy train on the tracks.

I have a big dick but I can't really use that to attract women.  I'd be arrested if I just whipped it out and started shaking it at the hot women I encounter.

What can I to do but stay in shape?

I suggest you wear tight spandex bike shorts to the gym.
Once you strike up a conversation with some gym hotty, prop one foot up on the bench .
Twist a bit to the side, so she gets a good look at your spandex wrapped trouser snake.

If she fails to take the bait, don't worry.
Some old gym schmoe will and you're on your way to a  pro career.

Hope this helps.