TITUS' return

[beakdoctor]

Impressive physique, looks like it was forged in fire.

[beakdoctor]

A comeback would be great but does he have enough gas left in the tank?

[_bruce_]

"Cockasian... seeking prayer partners"
A case for Shizzo 

[denarii]

Often pondered that

I don't think someone who has gone down for murder could ever make a comeback.  I just don't think anybody will give him time.

Not to mention that being associated with drugs when he is out will land him in jail.

Juan 'baby killer' Morel?

[Matt]

Nah she denied not that long ago.

That's what I thought.  So Craig doesn't have much chance of being paroled.  I realize a portion of what happened was accidental, but I'm pretty sure Kelly was getting a pedicure when the police honed in on them.  Like seriously, who does that?  Lol.

[Deadpool]

PEDs?  looking great there Titus

"Rec Drugs?" Probably not the smartest move, there.  But, he knows that now

[Matt]

PEDs?  looking great there Titus

"Rec Drugs?" Probably not the smartest move, there.  But, he knows that now

Being sent to prison may have resulted in Craig ceasing from using drugs - or most likely, at least a significant reduction in drug use.  Perhaps that will end up extending his life.  Sure, it's a boring life in prison, but maybe he can read books and learn something.  It was obviously a humbling experience for him.

[Primemuscle]

If he keeps his nose clean, he could be out by 2029. He'd be just in time for one last comeback at the ripe age of 63....which will be the new 43 by then. 

[visualizeperfection]

Likely posts here using a gimmick via rectally smuggled "burner" phone.

I wonder if he chuckles every time someone comes up with clever one-liners including flame references.

[Matt]

Likely posts here using a gimmick via rectally smuggled "burner" phone.

I wonder if he chuckles every time someone comes up with clever one-liners including flame references.

Haha.

Makes me wonder...could that be a possibility?  Rectally smuggling a burner phone is definitely possible.  Would the prisons be able to stop the mobile device from connecting to its online network?

[visualizeperfection]

Haha.

Makes me wonder...could that be a possibility?  Rectally smuggling a burner phone is definitely possible.  Would the prisons be able to stop the mobile device from connecting to its online network?

No wifi. But I'm sure he isn't worried about data caps as he is likely grandfathered into the Verizon network.

[visualizeperfection]

I wonder if there is a direct correlation between his elbow growth and his chances of getting paroled?

[Primemuscle]

I wonder if there is a direct correlation between his elbow growth and his chances of getting paroled?

What are you suggesting? Do you suppose he spends a lot of time on them and his knees while wearing a collar and a leash!

He looks so defeated in this photo.