Irish Minister to outlaw sex with a drunk person

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http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/minister-to-outlaw-sex-with-people-whove-fallen-asleep-drunk-35392644.html
 
If this comes to the US, expect the education level to skyrocket. Less episodes of Cops in the future, though.





 

[Obvious Gimmick]

In future news, masterbation among Irishmen skyrockets. Sheep are nowhere to be found.

[Erik C]

In future news, masterbation among Irishmen skyrockets. Sheep are nowhere to be found.

A new form of Irish birth control! I'm all for it.

[Pray_4_War]

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/minister-to-outlaw-sex-with-people-whove-fallen-asleep-drunk-35392644.html
 
If this comes to the US, expect the education level to skyrocket. Less episodes of Cops in the future, though.

You mean this isn't already illegal?

You mean I could have been fucking passed out drunken sluts all these years?

Fuck!




 

[Tapeworm]

Ban firecrotches.

[SF1900]

You mean this isn't already illegal?

You mean I could have been fucking passed out drunken sluts all these years?

Fuck!




 

Yes, this is odd. I would have thought in most developed countries, this would already be against the law.  

[rocco-x]

Cancelling my trip to the Emerald isle asap.

[Rusty Trombone]

I'm pretty sure that having sex with a passed out drunk person is illegal anywhere.

Incomplete title.

[Rusty Trombone]

So he's gonna outlaw having sex with a drunk person fallen asleep?

Wouldn't that be pretty much every person in Ireland who's asleep....

[Sokolsky]

I'm all for people doing whatever they wish to do, be it overconsumption of alcohol or taking of drugs. But do so within the confines of your private property. Drunk, belligerent, intoxicated people are a burden to society, when out in public.

Perhaps people would be less inclined to get smashed in public, if they'd expect to wake up having cum leaking from their ass.

[SOMEPARTS]

Entire population of Ireland gone in 50 years. Sad.












 

[Anna Recksiek]

The beginning of population decline in Ireland...

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Shocked there were no Brock Nelson memes.

[The Wizard of Truth]

Entire population of Ireland gone in 50 years. Sad.












 

The Africans are breeding here enough for everyone. I honestly see us becoming like London within 60years. People of different culture, no work ethic, and zero accountability being rewarded for each child they produce that the state financially raises. More Middle Eastern scum every week. What could possibly go wrong.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

So if a drunk person consents but then passes out, you can still bang them by law? It's only if they pass out without consenting that there can't be any banging.

[SOMEPARTS]

The Africans are breeding here enough for everyone. I honestly see us becoming like London within 60years. People of different culture, no work ethic, and zero accountability being rewarded for each child they produce that the state financially raises. More Middle Eastern scum every week. What could possibly go wrong.

How will Brexit treat Ireland? Social changes certainly need to happen quickly in Europe.

[The Wizard of Truth]

How will Brexit treat Ireland? Social changes certainly need to happen quickly in Europe.

If the UK actually get on with it and leave the eu then Ireland would be best suited doing the same. The only thing is we owe billions to Merkel for bailing out our banks.

[Tha Grim Lifter]

What if you go to a brothel and she's drunk?