Soccer is basketball for short men -Hank S

[Simple Simon]

Do you know that soccer players stand around doing fuck-all most of the match because of how big the soccer pitch is and the amount of players there are?
Do you know that a basketball game lasts for almost half the time of a soccer match because it's far more brutal?
I can play soccer or tennis or anything for hours straight and basketball can exhaust my anus in 1 minute.
It's not even close.

Show me anything in soccer that's half as athletic as any of this

Soccer players, tennis players... go to basketball games.
You will find David Beckham, John McEnroe, Jack Nicholson, Beyonce and Jay Z... countless other celebs at NBA games.
Tennis player Nick Kyrios is a huge basketball fan and instead of training for the Aus Open, he admitted he was playing basketball instead, after losing a tennis match.
Steve Nash started off as a soccer player then woke up and took up basketball.

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Do you even sport, gimmick?                                                                poof to

Is "basketball" a euphemism?

[MaxedNatural]

Is "basketball" a euphemism?

It's whatever you want it to be, gimmick.

Now poof to

[dj181]

basketball players smoke sucker f@gs for breakfast, and i'm sure they could kick thier asses in a fight 

[SuperTed]

Why do all of dj181 posts sound like they were written by a retarded 8 year old child?

[SuperTed]

Do you know that soccer players stand around doing fuck-all most of the match because of how big the soccer pitch is and the amount of players there are?
Do you know that a basketball game lasts for almost half the time of a soccer match because it's far more brutal?
I can play soccer or tennis or anything for hours straight and basketball can exhaust my anus in 1 minute.
It's not even close.

Show me anything in soccer that's half as athletic as any of this

Soccer players, tennis players... go to basketball games.
You will find David Beckham, John McEnroe, Jack Nicholson, Beyonce and Jay Z... countless other celebs at NBA games.
Tennis player Nick Kyrios is a huge basketball fan and instead of training for the Aus Open, he admitted he was playing basketball instead, after losing a tennis match.
Steve Nash started off as a soccer player then woke up and took up basketball.

Most athletes are fans of other sports. Kobe Bryant is a big soccer fan and often goes to games when he visits Europe.

[MaxedNatural]

Most athletes are fans of other sports. Kobe Bryant is a big soccer fan and often goes to games when he visits Europe.

That's only because Kobe went full gay-retard http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeLA32.jpg

[SuperTed]

That's only because Kobe went full gay-retard http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeLA32.jpg

LOL. Looks like a Muslim woman.