What would a GetBig themed cruise vacation be like?

[Howard]

Imagine a get big themed cruise.
Obviously Go4it would be the cruise director and Ron Aviden the capt.

[Griffith]

Would end up like Lord of the Flies or Battle Royale.

The ship will probably end up sinking.

[njflex]

kwon,,,would be a life guard but would be too busy with some honeys to bother with saving a life..

dj181,,,would be in charge of fitting passengers in sparkly tight t shirts with large v necks and estimating weights as buck 50 or buck 80 guranfuckingteed...,and training them all men and women to 3 bills on the close Grip bench..

howard ...would do all pre and post boarding anal checks..

[8 INCH not biceps]

On a getbig cruise two things would happen I would have a fist fight with foozle and I would pick up bethere and throw him overboard.

[illuminati]

It would likely be just like any other cruise ship

99.9% sure all would behave as they should

Getbig is the alter ego for so many on here - with all there he man attitude
& bravado - likely hood is when these types were to meet some of the
Larger or quieter 'hard men' they would revert back to their everyday
Respectful behaviour.

[8 INCH not biceps]

It would likely be just like any other cruise ship

99.9% sure all would behave as they should

Getbig is the alter ego for so many on here - with all there he man attitude
& bravado - likely hood is when these types were to meet some of the
Larger or quieter 'hard men' they would revert back to their everyday
Respectful behaviour.

I would have you know that I am a hard man in real life, my dick is hard all day from my high test levels, I go hard in the gym and I will not hesitate to punch you hard in the face if you talk shit.

[wes]

I would have you know that I am a hard man in real life, my dick is hard all day from my high test levels, I go hard in the gym and I will not hesitate to punch you hard in the face if you talk shit.

I don`t tolerate people who talk out of the side of their neck.............in a bank,store,or on a cruise!! 

[illuminati]

I would have you know that I am a hard man in real life, my dick is hard all day from my high test levels, I go hard in the gym and I will not hesitate to punch you hard in the face if you talk shit.

Ha ha - funny joker.
You clearly train at a mothercare type gym then.

You should do a stand up comedy routine.

[foozle]

On a getbig cruise two things would happen I would have a fist fight with foozle and I would pick up bethere and throw him overboard.

You'd be banned from the cruise because when the wind blows past your floopy butt lipped gaping anus it sounds too much like another boat's fog horn and it would confuse the captains.

Plus, there aren't enough mops on the boat for Go4It to follow you with to clean up the constant stream of sperm drip that leaks out of your stretched sphincter when you walk, you taint slurping, foreskin fondling, floss your teeth with dude pubic hair, nut nibbling, peehole tounging pile of pure posting suck.   All your posts suck, even when you were the gayner, except may one, and that one was just ok.

Get the fuck off the forum you dick licking dickbo.

[gothorium]

Would end up like Lord of the Flies or Battle Royale.

The ship will probably end up sinking.

Would make an excellent B movie.
Lots fo Muscle lube and oil.
Trannies in abundance.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Imagine a get big themed cruise.
Obviously Go4it would be the cruise director and Ron Aviden the capt.

1. Who would be the rest of the cruise staff and memorable guests.

2. What ports would it sail to and what would the shore excursions be?

3. What would the food service be and how/when would they dine?

4. I don't need to bother asking if any females would be aboard...

I could picture Howard as the Love Boat bartender Isaac Washington. Slipping roofies into the drinks of any guy with some muscle on him.

[wes]

I`d play a lot of shuffleboard!!  LOL 

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in reply:

[Kwon]

Imagine a get big themed cruise.
Obviously Go4it would be the cruise director and Ron Aviden the capt.

1. Who would be the rest of the cruise staff and memorable guests.

2. What ports would it sail to and what would the shore excursions be?

3. What would the food service be and how/when would they dine?

4. I don't need to bother asking if any females would be aboard...

Reacharounds abound.

1. Scott Markey, Pillowtalk, Purple Aki, Goodrum, Queen Vissy, Tbombz. Dresscode bunnysuits.

2. Dubai, India. Mirage Hotel. Gambia.

3. All you can eat buffet with semensamples / proteine straight from the tap. (open 24/7 for the permasamplers)
White Towel-party on Fridays.

4. Why is this even a question? Don't ask.

[SF1900]

Hopefully the cruise would involve throwing Howard overboard.