A woman has asked me to urinate on her.
Is there anything sadder than finding someone's turn-on to be completely non-hot? I couldn't be less enthused. Maybe I'm just a sexual curmudgeon but wtf.
I hear ya.
I had a girlfriend who thought that was sexy, as well. Does zip for me. Actually, I goes worse: I actually become much less attracted to her, in general, because anything pee and/or poop sexualized is mega gross.
For this reason, I've never dipped my dong in a broad's shitter. If I did and even caught a hint of fecal smell or had any on my sword, I'd likely never again wanna bust a move with the chick.