Author Topic: What war did veteran Guy Cisternino fight in? (Read 9392 times)

SF1900 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2017, 09:29:34 PM »

Quote from: TheShape. on March 23, 2017, 08:02:16 PM

You only wish you could look THAT cool

Well, who doesnt?

SF1900 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2017, 09:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Nails on March 23, 2017, 08:08:27 PM

He went to war with a couple of kids 2weeks ago at a school, some moron thought it would be a good idea to bring a Bodybuilder in to motivate the classroom, you can feel the battle he was waging that day with all the FBombs and Shit-shooting he was doing.

You know its serious mother fucking business when the flips that baseball cap backwards.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZ7_c-AN9m/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en

haha what idiot from that school invited him to speak? lol

I wonder if he told the kids what his cycle was.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2017, 11:05:33 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 23, 2017, 09:33:27 PM

haha what idiot from that school invited him to speak? lol

I wonder if he told the kids what his cycle was.

I thought he was at a prison speaking to convicts..oops.

bozo_the_rot · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2017, 07:16:41 PM »

Guy is the biggest jerkoff you'll ever want to be around.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2017, 07:17:33 PM »

Seems like a jerk off to me.

SF1900 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2017, 07:19:36 PM »

I wonder if Guy reads getbig.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2017, 07:54:30 AM »

I don't know abut Guy's but my old ID Tag (USMC Dog Tag) had a 'v' shaped notch that had a distinct purpose. (See photo)

Would any GetBigger care to elaborate on its purpose???

If necessary,I'll explain but that explanation game from my old war torn DI who could have been bullshitting us nieve upcoming 'warriors'.

PS.... I received a 'Dog Tag" when I purchased a ticket to see the latest Wolverine movie in which the young kids were killing their evil elders.

No such notch in that one though.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2017, 08:15:19 AM »

i seen this one video of guy , he wears a mouth guard when he trains looked incredibly retarded

SF1900 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2017, 08:20:52 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 08:15:19 AM

i seen this one video of guy , he wears a mouth guard when he trains looked incredibly retarded

OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?

Rascal full · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2017, 08:33:57 AM »

Definite contender for most punchable face award. Especially with his baseball cap on backwards. I have watched one of his youtube vids and he's another one that can't construct a sentence without using 14 swear words. Like Rich Piana his mind is set at about 14 years old I think and he thinks swearing is edgy and cool.

falco · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2017, 09:30:56 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 08:20:52 AM

OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?

Cortisol control.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2017, 10:02:32 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 08:20:52 AM

OSF, why do you think he wears a mouthguard? Do you think its to prevent the schmoes from "getting in," if you catch my drift?

you know sf that is a great point, i am sure he has used that on those "special occasions"

i also think he does this to make people think he is tough and trains super "intense" hes gotta get people to buy his guy powder

SF1900 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2017, 10:28:40 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 25, 2017, 09:30:56 AM

~~Cortisol~~ Schmoe control.

Fixed

SF1900 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2017, 10:35:23 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 10:02:32 AM

you know sf that is a great point, i am sure he has used that on those "special occasions"

i also think he does this to make people think he is tough and trains super "intense" hes gotta get people to buy his guy powder

OSF, yes, I also think it has to do with trying to seem "intense," like he is going to war.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2017, 10:40:11 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 25, 2017, 10:35:23 AM

OSF, yes, I also think it has to do with trying to seem "intense," like he is going to war.

i am sure he has been "to war" but not the kind he wants people to know about

calfzilla · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2017, 11:11:19 AM »

Quote from: oldschoolfan on March 25, 2017, 10:40:11 AM

i am sure he has been "to war" but not the kind he wants people to know about

At war with schmoe cock invading his ass?

BB · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2017, 11:51:39 AM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on March 25, 2017, 07:54:30 AM

I don't know abut Guy's but my old ID Tag (USMC Dog Tag) had a 'v' shaped notch that had a distinct purpose. (See photo)

Would any GetBigger care to elaborate on its purpose???

If necessary,I'll explain but that explanation game from my old war torn DI who could have been bullshitting us nieve upcoming 'warriors'.

The old rumor was that the notch was a tooth hold so that it could be sealed in a dead soldier's mouth.

The actual use was as a witness mark for a handheld stamping machine that was used to stamp the dog tag medical info directly on various military forms. You hook a pin/tab in the little notch, and all the info lines line up well -

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Long article on the machine and its use - http://www.med-dept.com/medical-kits-contents/m70-addressograph-imprinting-machine/ .

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2017, 11:54:28 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 25, 2017, 11:11:19 AM

At war with schmoe cock invading his ass?

Nails · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2017, 12:14:51 PM »

just a couple of butt-buddies exchanging Christmas gifts in March $:-\$

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSEn741Awmp/?taken-by=guycisternino&hl=en

Kwon · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2017, 12:57:46 PM »

Guy Listerino fought in the Gollum-Wars

stuntmovie · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2017, 07:03:56 PM »

BB, ThaNKS! I only heard the rumor part of that notch but the truthful part seems more valid.

The rumor part that we were familiar with was, "the notch was for inserting in the teeth followed with a kick to the jaw to make it stick ... so that the medics who followed a short way behind could identify the deseased."

But I'm not sure that they were all deceased! Not yet anyway!

That rumor wasn't as bad nor as sick as the decapitated bodies on the highway movies that we had to watch every Friday before liberty was granted. And those films were usually followed by the gonnoria and syphilus flicks (spelling?) that were intended to keep us out of the whore-houses outside of most military bases.

Thanks again, BB.