Tattoos reduce endurance in athletes.

[DroppingPlates]

i'd rather they get that tattoo at 16 than spontaneously decide they're the opposite sex and chop off their penis and balls to replace with an ax wound...

That's really a growing trend and often they don't become suddenly happy...

[Top Poodle]

That's really a growing trend and often they don't become suddenly happy...

and it's not like a lost dick grows back, either

plus they need to shove a dildo in there for hours each day to prevent the wound from sewing shut.  a pretty fucking miserable existence, if you ask me.

no wonder tranny suicide rates go up after surgery

[Bevo]

That's why the best athletes ever don't have tattoos 

Michael Jordan
Tiger woods
Floyd mayweather
Cristiano Ronaldo
Magic Johnson
Jerry rice
Joe Montana
Tom Brady

The list goes on and on haha