She's ugly but intriguing. I'd like to inject her with estradiol and progesterone to induce lactation. Studies indicate that somatotropin is an efficacious adjunct, increasing the daily yield as well as the duration of lactation.
Automated extraction would be carried out twice daily and I would wear denim overalls for the occasion. The cow would be strapped to a purpose-constructed table which allows the udders to hang free, affording the vacuum tubes a vertical position and an unstressed seal.
Given the known yields from healthy young Holsteins under an aggressive milking schedule, I project a production of 4.1-4.4 kg/d.