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« on: February 12, 2018, 09:33:59 PM »
Any good? I just found out today that out of state pre-season game was set up there. Never been.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 10:52:08 PM »
The keys are great, marathon is my favorite- it's more the working class guy key as opposed to key west being somewhat of a cock gobbler guy key. The keys are continental  America's tropics, what's not to love?

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 05:06:36 AM »
Key West is just a drinking place with many bars. Restaurants are over priced and just okay. Their only beach looks like hell. Great for one or two day visit. To spend a week there is a waste in my opinion unless drinking is your hobby. Don't get me wrong. On vacation I have a few every night but this place is like New Year's eve every night.

The rest of the Keys are nothing special.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 05:13:57 AM »
Went for my honeymoon. Beautiful sunsets the water is gorgeous and the seafood is unbelievable!!

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 05:33:02 AM »
You guys playing the Key West Cocks (Conches)? My high school used to play them. I remember hearing that they were dirty. Ironically lots of dick and ball grabbing

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 06:08:54 AM »
Idk what's wrong with the beach? (a few of them actually), Forth Zachary is great and there's another one with a shore that you have to go very far to get any depth, great for sitting on your butt in the water on a smooth sand and just chilling. Mallary Square sunsets are amazing, and street performers a good entertainment. Plenty of bars with decent live music (jazz, blues, etc). Generally an extremely laid back place with lots of rich drunk gringos. Do not expect to meet many hot females tho', Miami would be better for that. White population dominates KW, btw (which is nice. No racist ::)).
 As someone said already - food is great. If not into the seafood too much, go to the Commodore restaurant and order one of their steaks. Be warned - you will be filled for a few days after that. Rent a scooter, the place is pretty small, you will be able to see most of it that way. Take a jetski few hours tour around the island, much fun.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2018, 10:59:06 AM »
Been to Key Largo............awesome!!

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2018, 11:43:36 AM »
Love the Keys.
Stop in at Jimmy Johnson's sports bar, The Big Chill, mile marker 104.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2018, 12:06:56 PM »
Any good? I just found out today that out of state pre-season game was set up there. Never been.

Yeah, great idea posting that here cause there's sure as hell no information on The Keys out there anywhere. No images, web page listings or images out there at all. ::)

This guy is just a "look at me" blowhard.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2018, 12:39:08 PM »

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2018, 01:53:07 PM »
Key West is just a drinking place with many bars. Restaurants are over priced and just okay. Their only beach looks like hell. Great for one or two day visit. To spend a week there is a waste in my opinion unless drinking is your hobby. Don't get me wrong. On vacation I have a few every night but this place is like New Year's eve every night.

The rest of the Keys are nothing special.



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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2018, 06:53:54 PM »
Yeah, great idea posting that here cause there's sure as hell no information on The Keys out there anywhere. No images, web page listings or images out there at all. ::)

This guy is just a "look at me" blowhard.

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I was looking for first hand experience with someone who’s been there. Besides, if I wanted any shit from you i would squeeze your fat head. Now go back to pretending you know something about bodybuilding....homo

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2018, 08:19:39 PM »
You guys playing the Key West Cocks (Conches)? My high school used to play them. I remember hearing that they were dirty. Ironically lots of dick and ball grabbing

We’re not sure yet (as of today). From what I understand we’re waiting for confirmation about which school will will be scheduled

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2018, 09:19:57 PM »
I was looking for first hand experience with someone who’s been there. Besides, if I wanted any shit from you i would squeeze your fat head. Now go back to pretending you know something about bodybuilding....homo

Lived in Key West years ago for business. Interestiing and fun place. Loved it.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2018, 10:47:27 PM »
I was looking for first hand experience with someone who’s been there. Besides, if I wanted any shit from you i would squeeze your fat head. Now go back to pretending you know something about bodybuilding....homo

Lots of homosexuals there (as I'm sure you know).  May the force be with you.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2018, 10:54:48 PM »


Is that what is called "good music" these days?  ;D
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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2018, 12:08:25 PM »
I was looking for first hand experience with someone who’s been there. Besides, if I wanted any shit from you i would squeeze your fat head. Now go back to pretending you know something about bodybuilding....homo

The only thing fat on me is my wang and you AIN'T squeezing that homo ( by your own admission above.) With regard to first hand insight, its all over the web in reviews . . . LOOK AT ME! VALIDATE ME!!!

Also, learn to use an ellipsis properly - you're nothing but an insecure man child.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2018, 12:33:37 PM »

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2018, 04:07:13 PM »
Key West sucks ,full of homos  ,The Coach will fit right in

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2018, 04:17:10 PM »
Key West sucks ,full of homos  ,The Coach will fit right in

Fire up the Jacuzzi and get the soapy suds flowing...

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2018, 04:35:57 AM »
Try some local haunts. Green Parrot,  Schooner Wharf , Turtle Krawls and Half Shell Oyster Bar.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2018, 04:37:51 AM »
Love the Keys.
Stop in at Jimmy Johnson's sports bar, The Big Chill, mile marker 104.

Jimmy said his property got WRECKED on account of this last hurricane.

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2018, 06:32:06 PM »
Just found out yesterday from my head coach that the game we’re playing in Florida, the coach that got shot and killed protecting his kids is the school that he coached at for 14 years. It was his first year at Douglas. We’ll be their first non-league game

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Re: Florida Keys
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2018, 06:49:30 PM »
The only thing fat on me is my wang and you AIN'T squeezing that homo ( by your own admission above.) With regard to first hand insight, its all over the web in reviews . . . LOOK AT ME! VALIDATE ME!!!

Also, learn to use an ellipsis properly - you're nothing but an insecure man child.

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