The perfect girlfriend?

[benchmstr]

Depends. Were they born and raised there?

Doesn’t matter...women and douchbags are products of their environment...their upbringing and backgrounds don’t matter..they are fake and current

Bench

[Tapeworm]

yes - west coast chics are way hotter

LA, San Diego Las Vegas Scottsdale girls are 100x hotter than east coast women. (omit miami) and not even close  -

being a legit 9 in Las Vegas isnt even close to NYC or philly or chicago. not even close

its an ecosystem thing

Airheads.  Take that ride 'cross the river to the Jersey side.  Down the shore everything's alright, you & your baby on a Saturday night.

[Taffin]

YOU are Getbigs Mentat Taffin Hawat!  

 

Whichever.  Never met a vagina I didn't like.

Watch it, Maud Dweeb.

 

Careful!  Those are killing words... (sort of   )

[Kwon]

 

Careful!  Those are killing words... (sort of   )

The Getbig-Mantra

"It is by will/muscle alone I set my schmoe in motion.

It is by the juice of protein straight from the tap that thoughts acquire speed, the sneakers acquire stains, the stains become a warning.

It is by will alone I set my schmoe in motion. "

[Taffin]

The Getbig-Mantra

"It is by will/muscle alone I set my schmoe in motion.

It is by the juice of protein straight from the tap that thoughts acquire speed, the sneakers acquire stains, the stains become a warning.

It is by will alone I set my schmoe in motion. "

Epic. 

As for line 3 - now that's what I call a T-Shirt...

[Kwon]

Epic.  

As for line 3 - now that's what I call a T-Shirt...

You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes?

[Taffin]

You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes?

Haha - of course I do - have you even read some of my shameful admissions in the Denise Rutkowski thread..?

#grassstainsofpeace
#kwonfanclub
#nohomo

[tres_taco_combo]

You do know about the grass-stained sneakers of Schmoedom as well, yes?

white heels are on girls are hard to pull off

id schmoe for that

[El Diablo Blanco]

You can give either of them all they want and they’ll still break up with you for no fucking reason.

[IroNat]

You can give either of them all they want and they’ll still break up with you for no fucking reason.

No, the reason is they found someone who gives them better stuff.