think it was robcguns who said getbig's a whole lot funnier when you're cooked

[Kwon3]

and your brain is fried on weed.

He was right. It's really fucking hilarious to read Goodrum's pathetic self-congratulatory photo album that he bumps every times he takes a dump or jacks it to white-black porn. Like, that thread is so fucking awful that it makes you lose a few days of your life whenever you spend five minutes reading it. But right now it's really funny. He looks like an overgrown Urkel with broken teeth and no magic codes or mathematical formulae to discuss, just stands there saying "whats goin onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnn erybody".

[Kwon3]

then again maybe it was _bruce_

[robcguns]

I have said that and I’m cooked right now.Good Times.

[Kwon3]

I have said that and I’m cooked right now.Good Times.

yeah I'm fucking ripped right now
I mean, you get the spectrum of stoned in your mind's eye for a second and recall that alternative dimension was at the far end of the good strain scale while sore throat from scented oregano bought off the corner from some mexican painter was the rather verbose and long description for bunk grass

so basically I'd say I'm two yards short of the dimensional accolade at the moment
which makes Howard's posts so much fucking funnier in the stupidity sense right now in the Politics forum

[visualizeperfection]

I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Pattens card to mine.

[Kwon3]

I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Pattens card to mine.

holy motherfucking shit
how did I miss this crown jewel in my thread's headpiece of perfect posting rank list.

Hahahahha. I'm gonna go watch that entire 3 hour movie right now just to see that scene again, with all the director's cuts included.

[Kwon]

and your brain is fried on weed.

He was right. It's really fucking hilarious to read Goodrum's pathetic self-congratulatory photo album that he bumps every times he takes a dump or jacks it to white-black porn. Like, that thread is so fucking awful that it makes you lose a few days of your life whenever you spend five minutes reading it. But right now it's really funny. He looks like an overgrown Urkel with broken teeth and no magic codes or mathematical formulae to discuss, just stands there saying "whats goin onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnn erybody".

Melvin Goodrums thread makes me want to get cooked!

[Kwon3]

Melvin Goodrums thread makes me want to get cooked!

How hard is cannabis to get in Sweden? Of course it exists, there's no question, I'm simply asking compared to Amsterdam, for instance, where it's not legal but you can get it pretty much in any cafe. Reason I'm asking is because a few years ago the Swedish policed requested new powers to arrest people whose appearance appeared enhanced by anabolic steroids. In fact, they arrested Toney Freeman and forced him to submit to blood tests and jail for an entire weekend, ruining his anabolic window and losing him precious mass. It was a pretty big story 6-7 years ago or so. Jay also cancelled his tour right before Toney's to avoid getting busted. That's pretty awesome, though. The Swedish police a bunch of Nazi skinheads in blue uniforms, lol. Imagine having the power to randomly grab n i g g e r s by the collar and shove them into metal boxes because they're too jacked, HAHAHAHAAHA. Immigration problem fixed, at least for Africans because they're beefy and cut. For the Muzzturds, that won't work because they're all skinyfat or bloated pigs. Redefine the definition of "enhanced" to include permabulkers and you'll soon get rid of every Arab man with a headscarf in the country, as well as their husbands.

okay, now imagine all that on weed. It's pretty awesome.

[visualizeperfection]

holy motherfucking shit
how did I miss this crown jewel in my thread's headpiece of perfect posting rank list.

Hahahahha. I'm gonna go watch that entire 3 hour movie right now just to see that scene again, with all the director's cuts included.

Yes. Do that.

Honor Patrick by going to your local civic center, and feeding an ATM a cat.

[Kwon3]

Yes. Do that.

Honor Patrick by going to your local civic center, and feeding an ATM a cat.

or convincing a hooker to fuck me again after I'd caved her face in a previous session by using the decoy of some drunken broad I knew in high school that I randomly bumped into earlier that day while returning tapes and invited over to my place where I'd introduce her as an old friend to build the hooker's trust before I decapitate her.