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If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« on: February 13, 2019, 05:45:38 AM »
This is what my platform would consist of:

1. Raise meat prices so people would be forced to eat healthier.

2. Ban all cars except electric and make lanes wider for safety.

3. Ban soda so you would choose healthier drinks like milk (wink wink)

4. Ban airplanes

5. Legalize recreational marijuana and put a heavy tax on it.

6. Ban cigarettes.

7. Give tax breaks for more social media outlets so I can get my message out.

9. Legalize Anabolic/Androgenic Steroids for Athletes Only and under the care of a medical doctor or personal trainer certified under the state they are in and charged yearly to upkeep license. You would be considered an "Athlete" if you take the states mandated course for a fee then have continuing education each year, for a fee to maintain "Athlete" status. 

10. Free Education to EVERYONE

11. Free Marajuana if you VOTE.

12. Free Healthcare for EVERYONE

13. Free electric to everyone that owns an electric car (until the regular car ban takes effect)

14. Free Gaming Systems To EVERYONE

15. Free Library Cards for EVERYONE.


I would WIN!.
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 07:42:25 AM »
add:

make a total genderless society
make illegal the words like man, women etc
tear down and destroy all historical symbols
import millions of shit skins
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2019, 07:44:42 AM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on February 13, 2019, 07:42:25 AM
add:

make a total genderless society
make illegal the words like man, women etc
tear down and destroy all historical symbols
import millions of shit skins


"Board Sherif" for Prez!!!  8)
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2019, 07:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on February 13, 2019, 05:45:38 AM
This is what my platform would consist of:

1. Raise meat prices so people would be forced to eat healthier.

2. Ban all cars except electric and make lanes wider for safety.

3. Ban soda so you would choose healthier drinks like milk (wink wink)

4. Ban airplanes

5. Legalize recreational marijuana and put a heavy tax on it.

6. Ban cigarettes.

7. Give tax breaks for more social media outlets so I can get my message out.

9. Legalize Anabolic/Androgenic Steroids for Athletes Only and under the care of a medical doctor or personal trainer certified under the state they are in and charged yearly to upkeep license. You would be considered an "Athlete" if you take the states mandated course for a fee then have continuing education each year, for a fee to maintain "Athlete" status. 

10. Free Education to EVERYONE

11. Free Marajuana if you VOTE.

12. Free Healthcare for EVERYONE

13. Free electric to everyone that owns an electric car (until the regular car ban takes effect)

14. Free Gaming Systems To EVERYONE

15. Free Library Cards for EVERYONE.


I would WIN!.


Fuck off.

STAY POSITIVE!@!@!!!!
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2019, 08:13:24 AM »
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2019, 11:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on February 13, 2019, 05:45:38 AM
This is what my platform would consist of:

1. Raise meat prices so people would be forced to eat healthier.

2. Ban all cars except electric and make lanes wider for safety.

3. Ban soda so you would choose healthier drinks like milk (wink wink)

4. Ban airplanes

5. Legalize recreational marijuana and put a heavy tax on it.

6. Ban cigarettes.

7. Give tax breaks for more social media outlets so I can get my message out.

9. Legalize Anabolic/Androgenic Steroids for Athletes Only and under the care of a medical doctor or personal trainer certified under the state they are in and charged yearly to upkeep license. You would be considered an "Athlete" if you take the states mandated course for a fee then have continuing education each year, for a fee to maintain "Athlete" status. 

10. Free Education to EVERYONE

11. Free Marajuana if you VOTE.

12. Free Healthcare for EVERYONE

13. Free electric to everyone that owns an electric car (until the regular car ban takes effect)

14. Free Gaming Systems To EVERYONE

15. Free Library Cards for EVERYONE.


I would WIN!.

You forgot to require all white men to take toxic masculinity classes until they were a licensed and certified cuck.
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2019, 11:56:18 AM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on February 13, 2019, 07:59:38 AM
Fuck off.

STAY POSITIVE!@!@!!!!
                                      good advice, but he or she never takes it.
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 02:43:55 PM »
Mandatory castration for every 4 out of 5 white males.
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2019, 03:07:46 PM »
You had their vote until you got to 15, and then libtards' heads exploded wondering what that was.  That's assuming the list was read to them on tv or a YT channel.  Libtards, especially young one's do not read anything beyond 144 characters.  Old people begged Twitter to make it so they could type more.  Millenials react to anything beyond the 144 with "TLDR" or "Mah Gawd! Write a book or sumthin why don't ya?"

We're doomed no matter what happens politically really :(
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2019, 03:08:37 PM »
Interesting how close to prison some people's version of utopia is...
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2019, 03:14:10 AM »
Quote from: myt1 on February 13, 2019, 03:07:46 PM
You had their vote until you got to 15, and then libtards' heads exploded wondering what that was.  That's assuming the list was read to them on tv or a YT channel.  Libtards, especially young one's do not read anything beyond 144 characters.  Old people begged Twitter to make it so they could type more.  Millenials react to anything beyond the 144 with "TLDR" or "Mah Gawd! Write a book or sumthin why don't ya?"

We're doomed no matter what happens politically really :(
The future does not look good for the western world. :'(
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2019, 06:25:59 PM »
Wow im black but some of yall are straight up libtards.
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2019, 08:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Randomum on February 15, 2019, 06:25:59 PM
Wow im black but some of yall are straight up libtards.

Goodmorrow,


What if I told you that ALL BLACK PEOPLE WILL GET:

1. A Mobile Phone
2. Free Rims of their choice.
3. Two pairs of Air Jordans a year.
4. $50 Dollars a month to either KFC, Church's or Popeyes Chicken.
5. A solid gold medallion.
6. Five Addidas Track suits per year.
7. Twenty bottles of Kerri Lotion per year.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2019, 08:25:54 PM »
Quote from: Randomum on February 15, 2019, 06:25:59 PM
Wow im black but some of yall are straight up libtards.

Does your post count correlate to your time spent lurking?

If not, your sarcasm detector is broken.  I don't know a repair shop to recommend

Since you are black, you should tweet AOC and she will help send you some money for doing nothing as you wait for the government to take over a sarcasm repair shop that does not charge for their services

Best of luck!
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2019, 08:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Randomum on February 15, 2019, 06:25:59 PM
Wow im black but some of yall are straight up libtards.
ouch tuff break, if it makes you feel any better my sister has a kid with autism
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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2019, 03:02:05 PM »
Goodmorrow,


What I was getting at is that the Democrats are offering free and discounted services. People seem to like free stuff and BOGO. The Democrats have a special place in the hearts of lazy, weak people.



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Re: If I Was A Democrat Politician Runnin' For Office!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2019, 04:42:30 PM »
Quote from: DanielPaul on February 15, 2019, 08:52:50 PM
ouch tuff break, if it makes you feel any better my sister has a kid with autism

Thunderdome rating 9.7/10 8)

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