Author Topic: Jay to Mayor of Bodybuilding: "iron my shirt, b1tch!" (Read 5802 times)

Joe Valentino · « **Reply #25 on:** March 04, 2019, 07:14:27 AM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on March 02, 2019, 05:31:47 PM

schmoes keep bbers doing shows and keeps this sport alive

we all know and have heard rumors of Arnold back in the 1960s and 1970s.

jay cutler is a handsome man not shocked if he has had some schmoe help him out along thr way - fyi i love both arnold and jay it is part of the sport . living in vegas as well. too ive had some runs in and very common to have run ins in a place like vegas.

1. creepy dudes will worship bbers since it is sexual and looks - muscles, all shaved and tan (no one is a schmoe for a tennis player or golfer of footballer, yes they might love them be dreamy) but bber is very sexual which brings in more creeps + drug use too - added combo of fucked up shit

2. bber doesnt pay and bbing is super expensive

my old best friend was a male model (handome Ass mother fucker and this is coming from me) and he had several schmoes. they would pay his bills, his IRS debt, his car got repod' and a schmoe got it out of the lot him

he would make them clean his house and yell and at them. it was fucking nuts. i lived with him and he had this fat schmoe (gay dude) who did all his bitch work and paid for everything! the muscle workershipper dude loved to be treated like shit.

the shit that was done and shit i saw i was too funny. such a chatic environment when my roommate schmoe would come over. my buddy/roommate would make the fat gay dude take off his shirt and paint his garage and shit lol

Ican see a gu schmoeing for Denise Masino or another huge clit bbbuilder, but for a Male Model!? WTF? This is way out of my scope

IronMeister · « **Reply #26 on:** March 04, 2019, 07:29:19 AM »

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Matt · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2019, 04:06:46 AM »

Quote from: Bevo on March 03, 2019, 05:56:44 AM

Mid life crisis mode

I fear for Jay's health. I fear for the health of midlife crisis-entering bodybuilders. I fear that some pro bodybuilders will not live to 60 - or even 50, in some cases.

I fear for the health of all pro bodybuilders.

kreator · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2019, 04:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Matt on March 05, 2019, 04:06:46 AM

I fear for Jay's health. I fear for the health of midlife crisis-entering bodybuilders. I fear that some pro bodybuilders will not live to 60 - or even 50, in some cases.

I fear for the health of all pro bodybuilders.

Why? It's entertainment

Zero2Hero · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2019, 04:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Matt on March 05, 2019, 04:06:46 AM

I fear for Jay's health. I fear for the health of midlife crisis-entering bodybuilders. I fear that some pro bodybuilders will not live to 60 - or even 50, in some cases.

I fear for the health of all pro bodybuilders.

Your own posts seem to be quite strange sometimes, thus I fear for your health also.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2019, 05:38:51 AM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on March 03, 2019, 01:10:52 PM

it was a fucked up situation to witness it. i didnt know what to expecT after it started to happen. years and years ago i made friends with this dude from the gym (male model) he played college sport, educated, nice little mini starter condo in a hip part of town (his mom bought it for him) his parents were successful - just an upper middle class kid from scottsdale etc so never any signs of weird shit. we loved WW2 as well too

we were best friends - watched re-runs of howard stern on TV, talked chics, rock bands etc. he had several gay friends who were his schmoes. it is was nuts - they would come over and clean his house, pay his bills, do his choirs

the schmoes loved it. they fucking loved it. he would disrespect them. they would always go out to eat and the schmoes felt great to be next to my model buddy. the chubby or short schmoe felt validated to be in company of a taller superior handsome man in a public place

i am friends with one of the schmoes - he is in closet - midwest educated guy who does very well for himself too

the schmoe world is real - its really fucking real.

there is the schmoe world then the audition world/gate keepers which i have personal experience with.

Mayor Of Bodybuilding · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2019, 06:53:32 AM »

Love you guys are always thinking about me. Get big always delivers and gives me a good laugh. I am the top Schmoe!

Wiggs · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2019, 07:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on March 05, 2019, 06:53:32 AM

Love you guys are always thinking about me. Get big always delivers and gives me a good laugh. I am the top Schmoe!

We love you Gayor!

mphgrove · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2019, 08:04:48 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 05, 2019, 07:33:05 AM

We love you Gayor!

Only the schmoe gods know for certain whether an occasional rise occurs in the Mayor’s trousers.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2019, 08:57:46 AM »

Quote from: IronMeister on March 04, 2019, 07:29:19 AM

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why cant he stop fiddling diddling that bottle cap???

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2019, 04:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on March 05, 2019, 06:53:32 AM

Love you guys are always thinking about me. Get big always delivers and gives me a good laugh. I am the top Schmoe!

after watching a youtube video where you talk about guys wearing tom brady jerseys,...

you are more a super hard core fan like a hard core WWF fan.

i dont think you are paying guys mortgages and IRS bills or trips - like a true schmoe

you just love bbing more than most. i am a die hard bber fan, i just dont rock t shirts and keep it to myself a little

i am glad to you see going to the events! -plus you competed at one point

give us some inside scoop on how you meet the pros? just wait the expos etc etc?

The Scott · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2019, 04:55:40 PM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on March 05, 2019, 06:53:32 AM

Love you guys are always thinking about me. Get big always delivers and gives me a good laugh. I am the top Schmoe!

If this is really you, you are one disgusting creature. Fucking retard Schmoetivational Speaker...Fuck your noise, you overgrown clit.

Bevo · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2019, 06:22:01 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on March 05, 2019, 04:32:03 PM

after watching a youtube video where you talk about guys wearing tom brady jerseys,...

you are more a super hard core fan like a hard core WWF fan.

i dont think you are paying guys mortgages and IRS bills or trips - like a true schmoe

you just love bbing more than most. i am a die hard bber fan, i just dont rock t shirts and keep it to myself a little

i am glad to you see going to the events! -plus you competed at one point

give us some inside scoop on how you meet the pros? just wait the expos etc etc?

Very true! Haha

Who is mayors favorite bber??