Author Topic: Is this the best hand ever? (Read 3119 times)

Schmoff · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2019, 02:47:18 PM »

wtf

wordy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:51:27 PM »

Urrgh pointy knuckles. 0/10 would not bang.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:57:04 PM »

What a pig.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:28:05 PM »

The swelling makes it look like it could be broken.

Skeletor · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:37:11 PM »

Same hand from another angle:

Chidoman · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2019, 08:57:51 PM »

Swollen Hand of Peace...

Kwon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2019, 02:09:04 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 22, 2019, 02:40:46 PM

Hi Plonker.

robcguns · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2019, 06:48:12 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 22, 2019, 02:40:46 PM

Is that pellius’ bum Fight hand?

ratherbebig · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2019, 06:51:44 AM »

yes, thats the hand of doom

funk51 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2019, 01:01:55 PM »

definitely a fist of fury. easily capable of protecting any quarter pounder especially one with cheese.

JAGO · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2019, 01:40:17 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 22, 2019, 02:40:46 PM

Looks like the hand of a righteous dude who doesn't take kindly to someone fucken with his post workout anabolic window.

J

Kwon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2019, 05:34:06 AM »

Quote from: JAGO on March 23, 2019, 01:40:17 PM

Looks like the hand of a righteous dude who doesn't take kindly to someone fucken with his post workout anabolic window.

J

Truth.

Mess with the Quarter Pounder and you get the fist of fury.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2019, 06:18:51 AM »

cold burger of peace

Twaddle · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2019, 06:27:47 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 25, 2019, 05:34:06 AM

Truth.

Mess with the Quarter Pounder and you get the fist of fury.

Dick with the Quarter Pounder, and you get the Knuckle Sandwich!

Campeon Del Mundo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2019, 05:58:44 PM »

the best hand is the Royal Flush.

HTexan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2019, 01:23:25 PM »

Quote from: wordy on March 22, 2019, 03:51:27 PM

Urrgh pointy knuckles. 0/10 would not bang.

Fucked up yellow fungus nails
Puffy poor circulation
sun spots
dry flaky skin
weird shape
very unmanly hand hair
"look at me!" veins

0/10 wouldn't let stroke me off. (no homo)

funk51 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:41:13 PM »

the best hand was this one

funk51 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:42:30 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on March 26, 2019, 03:41:13 PM

the best hand was this one

it appeared in 64 episodes

funk51 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:46:29 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on March 26, 2019, 03:42:30 PM

it appeared in 64 episodes

of the 1964-65 tv show

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:47:52 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on March 26, 2019, 03:46:29 PM

of the 1964-65 tv show

the addams family.

funk51 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:51:27 PM »

it was usually played by this fellow who also played the butler on the show. i wonder if he got extra money for doing the hand job.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2019, 04:21:20 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on March 22, 2019, 04:37:11 PM

Same hand from another angle:

AbrahamG · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2019, 05:27:42 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on March 22, 2019, 02:40:46 PM

Gave too many handjobs under the overpass.