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Muscle Vodka - trainer approved vodka
« on: April 07, 2019, 06:05:22 AM »
If you love bodybuilding or fitness AND love vodka, by golly, your prayer has been answered:

Muscle Vodka is the 1st & ONLY Certified TRAINER APPROVED & GLUTEN-FREE Premium Vodka


http://www.musclevodka.net/home

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2019, 06:12:21 AM »
finally a supplement that works! there's been many observations of the effects of vodka! this isnt snake oil!

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2019, 06:13:45 AM »
It’s only $35.99 a bottle plus $9.99 shipping AND it’s certified trainer approved, ;D ;D ;D:

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2019, 06:16:00 AM »

here's my post workout receipe

2 quarter pounder cheese
large fries
half a bottle of vodka

followed by a 2 hour nap

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2019, 06:21:55 AM »
How is this different than any other vodka?  Any decent vodka has all the same properties.  

* No GMO's
* Zero Sugar
* Zero Carbs
* Gluten Free
* Made from ALL Organic Properties
* 2 Ingredients - Corn & Water
* Reverse Osmosis - ALL minerals & impurites        removed  
* Distilled 6x - Charcoal filtered
* Made in the USA

ALC. 40% BY VOL. / 80 Proof


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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2019, 07:06:57 AM »
How is this different than any other vodka?  Any decent vodka has all the same properties.  

* No GMO's
* Zero Sugar
* Zero Carbs
* Gluten Free
* Made from ALL Organic Properties
* 2 Ingredients - Corn & Water
* Reverse Osmosis - ALL minerals & impurites        removed  
* Distilled 6x - Charcoal filtered
* Made in the USA

ALC. 40% BY VOL. / 80 Proof



Lol... this is Muscle vodka!  Seriously, I don’t know the difference I’m not a vodka expert.

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2019, 03:53:30 AM »
Its just a private label gimmick...

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2019, 04:38:18 AM »


"Open a bottle of smooth and pure Popov Premium Blend Vodka Specialty Spirit and be ready for the adventure that awaits. This vodka specialty is a blend of select ingredients with a remarkably smooth taste that is great for mixing, straight up or on the rocks. This 80 proof spirit is the perfect way to unwind with your friends after a long week. Great addition to cocktails, try with orange juice over ice for a refreshing tasting Screwdriver."

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2019, 04:49:37 AM »
I thought vodka came from potatoes.

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2019, 04:50:31 AM »
The Corn makes the difference.
Every bottle of muscle Vodka has been swiftly inserted into an orifice of a fitness expert before carefully sealing it with the finesse of a champion salesman.
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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2019, 05:26:34 AM »
I thought vodka came from potatoes.

Vodka is generally made from potatoes or cereal grains.

Vodka is just a neutral spirit.  Distilled ethanol diluted with water.  White lightning.

As such, unflavored vodka has no taste, no color.  It's pure alcohol reduced in proof.

A new whiskey distillery begins by distilling neutral spirits.  The neutral spirit (ethanol) is reduced in proof, then put in wood barrels to age and acquire flavor and color.

Since whiskey must be aged for some years, new distilleries usually market vodka at first since it is the first product they produce.  The ethanol comes right off the still.

Buying premium plain vodka is one of the most foolish wastes of money.  It's just ethanol and water.  Brilliant marketing to sell ethanol and water.

Take your Stoli bottle and fill it with Popov and no one will know the difference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka

"Vodka may be distilled from any starch- or sugar-rich plant matter; most vodka today is produced from grains such as sorghum, corn, rye or wheat. Among grain vodkas, rye and wheat vodkas are generally considered superior. Some vodkas are made from potatoes, molasses, soybeans, grapes, rice, sugar beets and sometimes even byproducts of oil refining[30] or wood pulp processing. In some Central European countries, such as Poland, some vodka is produced by just fermenting a solution of crystal sugar and yeast. In the European Union there are talks about the standardization of vodka, and the Vodka Belt countries insist that only spirits produced from grains, potato and sugar beet molasses be allowed to be branded as "vodka", following the traditional methods of production.[31][32]

In the United States, many vodkas are made from 95% pure grain alcohol produced in large quantities by agricultural-industrial giants Archer Daniels Midland, Grain Processing Corporation,[33] and Midwest Grain Products (MGP).[34] Bottlers purchase the base spirits in bulk, then filter, dilute, distribute and market the end product under a variety of vodka brand names.[35] Similar methods are used in other regions such as Europe.[36]

This pure grain alcohol, also known as rectified spirit, neutral spirit, or ethyl alcohol of agricultural origin is also available directly to consumers in some areas, as products such as Everclear, Polmos spirytus rektyfikowany, and others. In contrast to very-high ABV vodkas such as the Bulgarian Balkan 176° with 88% ABV, these grain alcohol products are not considered vodka; they have not (yet) gone through the filtration and refining process used to produce vodka.[3][36][37]

A study conducted on NPR's Planet Money podcast revealed negligible differences in taste between various brands of vodka, leading to speculation as to how much branding contributes to the concept of "super premium vodkas".[38]"

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2019, 06:10:43 AM »
Ah, but the strong distillate of a whisky is cut with the 'tails' off the still, which contain some ethanol along with the heavier aromatic compounds that will be carried up the pipe by the higher temperatures of the ethanol reduced phase.  Otherwise all the malting and peat smoking of the barley would be for nothing.  If you just stuck some vodka into a vanillin rich oak barrel, no matter how long you waited, you'd never draw whisky out.

I figured there'd be some potato aromatics involved.

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2019, 07:48:52 AM »
How is this not part of Levrone Signature series?

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Re: Muscle Vodka
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2019, 09:11:02 AM »
It’s only $35.99 a bottle plus $9.99 shipping AND it’s certified trainer approved, ;D ;D ;D:

How is this not part of Levrone Signature series?

LOL!  However, Levrone is a good example of why I don't like this being marketed to the extreme fitness community.  We're all a bunch of crazy, obsessive fucks, extremists, and/or type A personalities.  As a former lush, I think it's dangerous to market that poison as glamorous to such people by people that are in the business, and know what type of people are drawn to the different physique and PL competitions/lifestyles.  What starts as relaxation or just having a good time, can spiral out of control quickly under the right(wrong) circumstances.

On top of that, many people (as has been insinuated here) think that hard liquor is the way to go vs. beer to not get fat.  That 750ml bottle in the ad there has 1640 calories.
http://www.efficientdrinker.com/blog/calories-in-vodka/  People also think alcohol, again because of their thought process on what beer is; is processed like carbs i.e. 4 cals/gram.  It is not.  It is 7 cals/gram and on top of being metabolized closer to fat than carbs calorie-wise, it fucks up all of our metabolic processes while your body is trying to get rid of the alcohol, which your body recognizes it for what it is....POISON.


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Re: Muscle Vodka - trainer approved vodka
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2019, 09:16:46 AM »


Trainer approved vodka?   

Is this a pre-workout vodka or a post-workout drink?

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Re: Muscle Vodka - trainer approved vodka
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2019, 09:20:23 AM »

Trainer approved vodka?   

Is this a pre-workout vodka or a post-workout drink?


both. thats why its so great