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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #100 on: April 08, 2019, 01:59:00 PM »
Uggh...so much GetBig racism here.

What's the matter guys??? Who hurt you all? Tell me.



Just for this idiot and a select few others here that are without honor.  Sung to the tune of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic", I give you the Flamin' Nellie version -

"The Butthole Rim of the Repubelick".

"Mine ass has felt the throbbin' and the cummin' of your dick.  As you shoot your load inside me even though I may get sick. I have snuggled down against this wall and spread my anus wide, your load is deep inside...Glory glory holelueiah!   I loves it when they put it too ya!  Semen mixed with blood and poo-yah, I'm such a fucking whore!"


It took about three minutes to write and I tried to keep in mind their attention span and that brevity is the soul of wit.

Such as the fellow (?) I quoted above are a disgrace to the good people of this nation that are indeed homosexual.  

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #101 on: April 08, 2019, 02:40:57 PM »
That was dumb. Not funny at all.
Here---Here's a funny one from MOD--Method of Destruction..
 and fyi for all u metal heads out there..This will be my second name drop here on the GetBigs...
The singer as u know is Billy Milano--and he grew up near me..didn't know him then, but met him at The Limelight in NYC in the early 90's. Saw him at CBGB a few night's later and asked him about that song. He was drunk off his ass and didn't know about me and went on to say he was drunk and stoned when he made it. He couldn't  believe Jon Z (megaforce) released it. Turns out he was wasted too.
Anywho...it's kinda funny.
Much better than yours Scott.

You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliness of all people

It's time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes


A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.

That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom

How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running ramped in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway


Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
A manly man

Fudge packing men

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The Scott

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #102 on: April 08, 2019, 02:42:16 PM »
That was dumb. Not funny at all.
Here---Here's a funny one from MOD--Method of Destruction..
 and fyi for all u metal heads out there..This will be my second name drop here on the GetBigs...
The singer as u know is Billy Milano--and he grew up near me..didn't know him then, but met him at The Limelight in NYC in the early 90's. Saw him at CBGB a few night's later and asked him about that song. He was drunk off his ass and didn't know about me and went on to say he was drunk and stoned when he made it. He couldn't  believe Jon Z (megaforce) released it. Turns out he was wasted too.
Anywho...it's kinda funny.
Much better than yours Scott.

You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliness of all people

It's time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes


A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.

That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom

How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running ramped in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway


Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
A manly man

Fudge packing men

1


Typist. 

Prudence

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #103 on: April 08, 2019, 02:47:26 PM »
blah blah blah..
u say the same stoopid shit numerous times a day.
U aint fun.

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #104 on: April 08, 2019, 02:58:56 PM »
blah blah blah..
u say the same stoopid shit numerous times a day.
U aint fun.

Typist².

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #105 on: April 08, 2019, 05:56:09 PM »
Uggh...so much GetBig racism here.

What's the matter guys??? Who hurt you all? Tell me.


Muzzie isn't a race.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #106 on: April 08, 2019, 08:41:57 PM »
That was dumb. Not funny at all.
Here---Here's a funny one from MOD--Method of Destruction..
 and fyi for all u metal heads out there..This will be my second name drop here on the GetBigs...
The singer as u know is Billy Milano--and he grew up near me..didn't know him then, but met him at The Limelight in NYC in the early 90's. Saw him at CBGB a few night's later and asked him about that song. He was drunk off his ass and didn't know about me and went on to say he was drunk and stoned when he made it. He couldn't  believe Jon Z (megaforce) released it. Turns out he was wasted too.
Anywho...it's kinda funny.
Much better than yours Scott.

You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliness of all people

It's time for you to realize
AIDS like the plague is from God
For he sees something wrong in his eyes


A.I.D.S.
Analy Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S.

That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom

How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running ramped in your bowels
Take the Hershey Highway


Fudge packing men
Fudge packing men
A manly man

Fudge packing men

1


Link embedded.  An old skater dayz great.  I always thought that this song was D.R.I though ???


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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2019, 11:42:14 AM »
Uggh...so much GetBig racism here.

What's the matter guys??? Who hurt you all? Tell me.




He loves you, unless you're gay.


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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2019, 11:49:20 AM »
He loves you, unless you're gay.



Exactly. This is how you know "Prudence" is a sham account. Just a Devil's Advocate for everything here because their real life is boring.

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #109 on: April 12, 2019, 11:59:05 AM »
Link embedded.  An old skater dayz great.  I always thought that this song was D.R.I though ???


Nope--but old DRI was great!

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #110 on: April 12, 2019, 12:03:25 PM »
Uggh...so much GetBig racism here.

What's the matter guys??? Who hurt you all? Tell me.



First of all Islam is a religion not a race, second you obviously don't know a fucking thing about Islam - guess what you would be put to death for being gay.
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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2019, 12:03:51 PM »
Prudence and straw make a cute couple

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #112 on: April 12, 2019, 12:05:22 PM »
First of all Islam is a religion not a race, second you obviously don't know a fucking thing about Islam - guess what you would be put to death for being gay.
First off u fucking MORON, where did I say Islam is a race?????
Show me where and I'll debate this foolishness with you.

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #113 on: April 12, 2019, 01:24:09 PM »
He loves you, unless you're gay.



I don’t see many of our Very Vocal & Proud Queers going of to these Peace loving musli countries
Preaching & Boasting about Queer Rights Etc.

I wish they would.

Apparently the flying lessons are Free over There.

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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2019, 01:36:01 PM »
I respect people like Straw, Prude and others who stand up for their beliefs, refuse to be bullied by us pricks, and actually fight back.
(You can despise faceless peeps online, hanging in a bar discussing weights and politics, I bet 90% would get along fine).

I would even show you all the nudes on my phone. (and if you want I can show you Julie's pics also, but since this is GetBig, most wanna see a crank).  ::)
(I just had to remove all our sex pics, new company watching our phones).

Look, no one is right (except me), like religion "no, we were created by god and Jesus". Really, were you there you know it all?
Dont cower, take your blows (guys and gays) and carry on.

My 110 lb. wife (age 52) is better than most GetBiggers (Yes,and natty). (Funk and SF have seen other pics Ive shared (I only trust a few, and they are friends off of here), she tells me to stop it, but nope)...
Muscle Back of Peace.




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Re: Strawman......
« Reply #115 on: April 13, 2019, 03:53:07 PM »
I respect people like Straw, Prude and others who stand up for their beliefs, refuse to be bullied by us pricks, and actually fight back.
(You can despise faceless peeps online, hanging in a bar discussing weights and politics, I bet 90% would get along fine).

I would even show you all the nudes on my phone. (and if you want I can show you Julie's pics also, but since this is GetBig, most wanna see a crank).  ::)
(I just had to remove all our sex pics, new company watching our phones).

Look, no one is right (except me), like religion "no, we were created by god and Jesus". Really, were you there you know it all?
Dont cower, take your blows (guys and gays) and carry on.

My 110 lb. wife (age 52) is better than most GetBiggers (Yes,and natty). (Funk and SF have seen other pics Ive shared (I only trust a few, and they are friends off of here), she tells me to stop it, but nope)...
Muscle Back of Peace.





Looking good there Powerlift! Great shape.
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